smhd

I might get cancelled.

[smhd @__smhd___]

I don’t know if I still love my gf same way I loved her when the relationship began, cause back then, I genuinely never entertained other women, now I’m notoriously cheating on her, more especially on any available convenience.😞

[Godzilla @GhostOfTheWest_]

“I hope you fun with your little girlfriends”
Nna le di little girlfriend:

[smhd @__smhd___]

This chick blocked me cause I said I want her to be part of my sthembu.🫩

[smhd @__smhd___]

Did I make a mistake?
Stay tuned.

[smhd @__smhd___]

Accidentally told my gf “voetsek”.

[smhd @__smhd___]

I just want us to crack.

[smhd @__smhd___]

How does a guy explain to a girl: “I like you cause you’re wild, and I just wanna crack, but I don’t wanna be with you(relationship)”?

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[kat @yslnadi]

waking up every morning, saying “i can’t keep living like this” and then continuing to live like that

[Feru ✭ @ferupity]

Stop getting mad at the entire male population cuz you picked a LAME ASS NIGGA

[: @_dxllz7]

"I can’t wait to start working so I can help my family."

Me with my first paycheck:

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

went through my transaction history and everything adds up, nobody stole from me

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Me with $137 in my pocket thinking about how I can become the world’s second trillionaire

[Hoodville @Hoodville_]

Happy Friday yall, let's get this money

[alexei @alexeixbt]

confidence so high i know i will be the greatest in my bloodline

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

My character while I figure out the controls on the console

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

apple weather app don't know what's going on, they just be looking out the window like the rest of us

[MSIZI 🇿🇦 @msiziworld]

Every time I write "Wednesday," there's a small voice in my head that says, "Wed-nes-day."😭

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

Me having to go outside because the delivery guy don't know how to follow directions

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me going to work with a phone that cost more than my salary