Symes

[turbomander @turbomander]

hate it when wenches protest “DONT BLOW YOUR PIPE SMOKE ALL OVER MY BABY”. first of all it’s not smoke it’s a gnomish runevape and it’s like arcane vapor or some other shit, plus the scholars of the realm don’t even know the ramifications of its hazards yet. mf fool

[Symes @__symes]

some shit chiblee would write in jackbox

[Symes @__symes]

its like they don't even know that bron still doin it

[G2 League of Legends @G2League]

Faker is 30, this fuckery won't go on for much longer, thank god

[Symes @__symes]

swiping right on Erika Kirk

[Westside L.A. Guy @WestsideLAGuy]

Courageous Hinge profile. Openly saying she’s a conservative & works for TPUSA.

Gen Z is alright.

[Symes @__symes]

im gonna murder john ticketmaster

[Symes @__symes]

guy who brings his passport to Taco Bell "just in case"

[Symes @__symes]

trying to not irl backseat the dude in front of me who totally sucks at hades 2 but its getting really difficult

[Yiliang Peng @Doublelift1]

when I miss a big wave:

[Symes @__symes]

@Nak0lai well it was the guy next to me

[Symes @__symes]

guy who loses to the easy chess bot on the airplane seatback screen

[Plankfan @Plankfan]

i bought the american football house & turned it into an ai datacenter

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Thank you, @ConnorEatsPants, for your work

[Joey 🇪🇸 @suzukiplshomer]

CARTER 6 WAS ASS AND THEY DIDNT PICK YOU TO PERFORM DURING THE SUPER BOWL IN YOUR OWN BACKYARD LMFAOAOAOAOAAOOOOOOOO PACKKKKKKK

[chase @funnysmartguy12]

first day of shurima law here in new york city they just strapped me into a chair and forced me to learn azir

[sammy @loserbent]

guy next to me on this plane opened his robinhood, saw he's down $20k all time, and then immediately opened tiktok to a northernlion clip

[Symes @__symes]

@HannieKZTV @stunnahkait @ZephyrPlayz_ @BuhritoTwitch @tyronesmth @drewco7_ @MannatSinghing clock it 🤏🤏

[Symes @__symes]

that charli diss track sound like a weezer song lmao

[🥖DIZZY XX #RELOAD🥖 @NoDizzyNoRobo]

what you call a game is what many friends of mine call life