Paul Nolan

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Disappointing @SunglassHutUK @ray_ban. Sold sunglasses with no microfibre in the box needing to return to the airport shop to resolve , luckily checked before flying. The lens has rattled since purchase, now the case button has broken. This is not acceptable for a premium product

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Dear @BBCSport, I promise the nation would survive without any snooker coverage. Any chance of freeing up that airtime for, say, literally anything else? Snail racing?

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@OutsmartedPlay I'm assuming you will be emailing users to offer a free game pack as an apology for the Christmas day disaster.

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Me: What a perfect Christmas Dar
@OutsmartedPlay Hold my beer

Thanks for ruining our Christmas plans

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@vicderbyshire If you want to see a #pisspoorservice take a trip with @chilternrailway

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@chilternrailway @GWRHelp Someone has just collapsed and a doctor is attending to them. It is very hot. Standing room only.
18.37 from Marylebone

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@chilternrailway having being the @GWRHelp lines into London recently, it was a sudden reality shock to have to get on one of your trains again and be faced with the awful management and planning that you continue to run your network with.
Surely it's easier to do things right?

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@JohnLewisRetail have a listen to this for your Christmas 2024 advert. listen to the lyrics
https://t.co/XtWssFKf3W
You are welcome

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@chilternrailway You are the most moronic train operator.
Person that does the social media - you must hate your job.

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@chilternrailway @GraceKemp90 @bxrnxy_ But the same time trains every day have the same problem. Does somebody not see this?

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@chilternrailway @Theatretiquette Ask GWR for some of thiers if you are taking all their passengers.

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@chilternrailway @kellyfrost If the air conditioning is set to 21 then the temperature should be 21 regardless if there is 1 or 100 people in there.
Are your facts correct?

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@chilternrailway @GraceKemp90 @bxrnxy_ Why don't you look at what how many tickets have been sold, plus what is happening in London (football games for example), use historical data and try and put on more than the absolute minimum

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@SpursOfficial For fucks sake. Win something that matters. Please.

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@SpursOfficial
Dear 'Daniel',

Have some respect for the position that you occupy and when you contact me refer to yourself as the Chairman.
I don't want to hear club updates from Daniel, he could be anyone at the club.
Do something to make us happy, please.

Paul

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@SpursOfficial Please stop. What's the point?

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@SpursOfficial @GaryStevensUK Get him playing. At least he would care.

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@SpursOfficial @HKane @England Imagine what your tweets would be like if we actually won something as a team.

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@sportbible @kaoru_mitoma @ivantoney24 Harry Kane

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@SpursOfficial @premierleague We are a joke. What's the point.