This may seem harsh but any experienced teacher knows that randomly killing yourself in the middle of a lesson is sometimes the only way to get the student to learn
Infantino: ok I will do some corruption as long as you promise not to tell anyone
Trump: *surrounded by journalists* he's an infant folks, little Bambino Infantino. I told him to jump, he said how high. He can't jump actually, he's very bad at it. I leap. No one can leap like me