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[God @__yourdad__]

Thought this Earth was a big achievement, but I guess not cause y'all humans are wrecking it #whattheheck #floodthestreets

[God @__yourdad__]

Throwin shade at that sneaky serpent that tricked @adamthedfirst @Adamsrib45638

[God @__yourdad__]

Oh snap Esau just gave up his birthright just for some dinner #starving

[God @__yourdad__]

Isaac is all growns up and gettin married today! Welcome to the fam #rebekah

[God @__yourdad__]

Final test for @abrahamminitup : sacrifice Isaac #willhedoit

[God @__yourdad__]

Big news y'all, @sarahakasarai is preggers!! #isaacalltheway

[God @__yourdad__]

@abrahamminitup is so chill he's moving all the way to Canaan for me😍 #relationshipgoals #bromance #covenant

[God @__yourdad__]

my bro Noah is going to build an ark and survive because he's my fav #bestfriends

[God @__yourdad__]

Can y'all humans stop disrespecting me because I can wipe ya out with a huge flood and who's gonna be laughing then?? #me #noahwhereyouat

[God @__yourdad__]

Omg A-dawg and Eve totes ate the fruit from that tree I forbade them from #tickedoff @Adamsrib45638 @adamthedfirst

[God @__yourdad__]

so I made these people from the dirt, and idk how I feel about them yet:( #aretheyloyal @Adamsrib45638 @adamthedfirst

[God @__yourdad__]

Making a beach so I can chill when I'm done making this Earth #hardwork #thirddayofcreation

[God @__yourdad__]

Feelin' productive today #firstdayofcreation