Adamthefirst

All those other Adams are fake

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Get a DICKs Sporting Goods $200 Card https://t.co/mnawNwdOhB

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

S/o to my wifey @Adamsrib45638 and @__yourdad__ for providing me with two beautiful boys😍👨‍👩‍👦‍👦😍#SorryEve #Illsticktolandwork 😆😬😆

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Update: @__yourdad__ was not a happy camper and now I gotta grow my own food😩🙄 and provide for myself😑😑😑 #Pray4Adam #Originalsin

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

#Onthebrighterside https://t.co/2U4EW9lvak

[Eve @Adamsrib45638]

This is still really awful but at least @__yourdad__ provided us with some sick new 👕👚👖👗

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Gonna miss this #GoneButNeverForgotten #Forbidden #SorryDad

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Throwing @Adamsrib45638 under the 🚌cause @__yourdad__ is hella mad @ me

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Hiding from @__yourdad__ cause sewing fig leaves together as clothing is very hard #thestruggleisreal

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Me and @adamsrib45638 are sooooooo #grounded #badkids

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Oh shoot me and eve are naked😳😳😳 #runningforthehills

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Eve just forced me to eat the forbidden fruit 🙄😄#happywifehappylife

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

@adamsrib45638 you best not be talking to the serpent #checkyourselfbeforeyouwreckyourself

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Me and @adamsrib45638 are livin it up in this garden of eden🌺🌸🎍🌴🌵

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

@__yourdad__ came in clutch and made me a wifey😍💏 #firstlove

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Long day in the garden has me feelin very tired #naptime 💤💤💤💤

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

These animals need to find there chill #notcompatible #feelinlonley

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

Feelin overwhelmed naming all these animals 😩#lionstigersbearsohmy 🦁🐯🐻

[Adamthefirst @adamthedfirst]

@__yourdad__ just made the me out of clay from the ground 🌿🍃🌳♻️#recycleandreuse #firstman