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[100 @yh_me2]

they’re making a day when things can be better and they’re calling it tomorrow

[i @e1iex]

1st of August
I love you

[MS.JAZZY @MsJazzybelle]

Y’all were suspicious of the covid vaccine during a pandemic…but yall are lining up for GLP shots? Alright man..

[erika @yeeeerika]

i've decided my five-year plan is having some fun

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

a baby just blew vape smoke in MY face wtf

[pea @postingtime]

bro… music listens to you…

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

wife told me her startup idea and it’s just fraud

[muva @riannealana]

these mosquitos will deadass pull your pants down and eat your ass

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Please get addicted to thinking everything will always workout for you.

[jake @wormpuller]

Make yourself retarded with weed at work Thursday

[angel @angelshit]

I hired that mosquito to bite you

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card

[Loppy Rae @ Hurtsies are Live! @LoppyRae]

I have to spell the alphabet with my foot for physical therapy and I asked the therapist “upper or lowercase” and he just stared at me

[mia @miakanaiko]

*trying to comfort ur nonbinary friend* there their

[isaac @hairyhibiscus]

you’re a big girl.

i am

and you have big shoulders

i do

and a big kinda chest

yep

[thatONE. @IsntThatBAWSE]

My job hired like 3 new black ppl in 2 weeks and this one girl been doing her hair ever since lmao. She never has her hair done NEVER. Now all of a sudden sis got new weaves and new braids literally every single week. The phenomena of not doing your hair around yts is hilarious

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[anna @twtrlssanna]

if you have diarrhea and you shit something out after it’s been in you an hour. and if intestines are thirty miles long end to end. dos that mean food is going through you at thirty miles an hour