Aariy🤎

[eliza ˙⋆✮ @enchantedflms]

bold of u to assume i ever stopped calling it twitter

[Jcute @JerryGabri42209]

So why do cigarette smokers get to smoke anywhere in public, but I can't smoke weed at a park?

[dre 🍭 semi ia @sacredbrowni]

im so pissed about google removing the definition box and fully replacing it with ai generated bullshit

[Nuna🌹✨️ @Nuna_zd]

There was an era we used to login and logout of social media. 😭

[Sally @diamondsdayy]

My mother had her entire world view shifted when I was like ~12 ish she said you shouldn't go braless around your grandpa and I said "oh he's a pedophile?" and I watched her mind shatter in front of me and no similar topic ever came up again

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

hey boo was you faking them moans?

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

What I used to say when the weedman wouldn’t answer the phone

[🦅 @JayZ0verrat3d]

they in them warehouses with WHIPS & CHAINS

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i'm otp arguing with my man why is my momma texting me😭😭😭

[princess to youuuu @kenmonae_]

All you gotta do is Ask them the same question in two different time frames

[HarrietEve9 @HarrietEve9]

Meanwhile, another man took his son on a college tour because he’s a absent father… Priorities 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Softboy @softboywin]

you relax for 15 minutes after work and next thing you know it’s 10pm😭

[Rue’s Last Fix @CurttiMagurtti]

My Wife and Kids don’t even have a theme song. They come right on funny as hell

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

I’d like to see the CEO of LinkedIn try to find a real job through LinkedIn

[Ladé @LadePlatinum]

If i lost $1.5 million on the slot machines and a nigga came up to me with his mixtape i would bite the skin off his face

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

[𝒶rα˚˖𓍢ִ໋ @yslmammi]

Girls who leave clothing reviews with their height weight and size ordered are going to heaven

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Seasoning bacon?? You gone wake up dead.

[🦭🍉🐉 @breeashhh]

The CEO said you’re not supposed to lol