Abby

19 | when nothing is going right, surf a left 🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏽‍♀️🌊

[Ellison @insert_____here]

@Instacart @BacheloretteABC It’s the defrauding a woman out of her limited income for me.

[Manny MUA @MannyMua733]

I keep telling myself I’m gonna lose weight, and then food tells me otherwise

[Abby @_abby6452]

@JeffreeStar I had a dream about this happening behind my house into my neighborhood this morning fire looking just like this

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m going to give 100 random people who retweet this $100. Normally I’d give one person $10,000 but I want to give you guys better odds of winning :)

You must be following me so I can dm you the code if you win! Will show proof!

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

when you’re tryna merge in traffic and no one’s letting you in

[danee 🦖 @itsdaneesaur]

Can everybody just Please look at this cat

[San Diego Padres @Padres]

Fearless Fernando.

@tatis_jr • #FriarFaithful

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

Things That Will Never Happen In California:

[Abby @_abby6452]

Got my @JeffreeStar glosses and velour liquid lips today and I just gotta day thank God someone can make a matte dark red lipstick that lasts and doesn’t get patchy! I’m in love ❤️

[relatable @byreIatable]

Being home from college is weird like don't yell at me for being out this late you didn't even know where I was for 8 months straight

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

“How’s the weather in California these days?”

Me:

[California Humor 📖 @OWCalifornia]

tbh 25% of spring in California is guessing whether you need shorts or pants. The other 75% is allergy treatment.

[Abby @_abby6452]

@ElasticDroid Do not eat anything with chunks in it on even if it’s soft the small pieces will get in the holes and will cause pain. Only things like smoothies, ice cream, yogurt, etc. and noooo straws use a spoon with everything and kinda dump it into your mouth. Good luck!

[Paul Abrahamian 🇦🇲 @deadskullxxx]

dudes who don’t empower women or at the very least treat them as equals must forget that their existence literally comes from a woman.

shoutout to you ladies 🌻

[Baseballer @TheBsblr]

This announcer is pure comedy ⚾️😂

[Abby @_abby6452]

@lizzymaekiefner True though... 😂