Abby

Most likely to be found with my nose in a book and Starbucks in my hand.

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

A federal judge just ordered the Trump admin to reinstall exhibits and signs relating to slavery ​and climate change that it ⁠had removed from ​parks and monuments nationwide https://t.co/pJHc9dGTCF

[Abby @_abby_92]

Thoughts I have while driving on the Beltway

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Caption this (DC Edition)

[Mia Michaels @MiaMichaels77]

So maga are all over Hunter Biden because of his past addiction, but take medical advice from a guy who was a heroin addict for 14 years with a dead worm in his brain.

[Capital Weather @capitalweather]

Omg! Dry air! Sun! No rain! YESSSS!

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

His 3 day weekend is over. Stop the rain and make it sunny for the work week

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

to = ➡️

two = 2️⃣

too = ➕

Toto = 🙏🌧️⬇️🌍

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing an essay, writing a eulogy, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing for 5,000 years.

[Jonah Allon @JonahAllon]

they’re getting a taste of beach weather. now make the holiday weekend cool and rainy

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Obama: "What I'm more interested in for Democrats is, do you know how to just talk to regular people like we're not in a college seminar? Can you talk in plain English to folks? And not have a bunch of gobbledygook around it. Just talk like normal people talk. 'The rent is too high.'"

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words, which feels a bit passive-aggressive.

[SUE the T. rex @SUEtheTrex]

Reject looksmaxxing, embrace tradition (spending a little time in my chrysalis)

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

I doubt Pope Leo XIV will lose any sleep over this, before he begins his pilgrimage to Africa tomorrow. But the rest of us should. Because it is unhinged, uncharitable and unchristian. Is there no bottom to this moral squalor?

[NASA @NASA]

Welcome home Reid, Victor, Christina, and Jeremy! 🫶

The Artemis II astronauts have splashed down at 8:07pm ET (0007 UTC April 11), bringing their historic 10-day mission around the Moon to an end.

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

Trump can only be removed under the 25th Amendment with the actions of this Republican vice president, this Republican cabinet, and this Republican-controlled Congress.

So, if you're asking what Democrats are doing today, I'm not sure you understand how this all works.

[NASA @NASA]

A new milestone for humankind: The crew of Artemis II are now the farthest any human has ever travelled, reaching a maximum distance of 252,752 miles from Earth.

This surpasses the previous record set by Apollo 13 in 1970 by about 4,102 miles.

[NASA Artemis @NASAArtemis]

Moonbound.

The Artemis II mission lifted off from @NASAKennedy's Launch Complex 39B today at 6:35pm ET (2235 UTC).

[destiney bleu @destineybleu]

How is there money for ICE to run TSA, but not money for TSA to run TSA?

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

Every other person on the metro is carrying a bouquet of fresh tulips like it's a Gilmore Girls subplot

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

'St. Paddy's Day' is usually preferred over 'St. Patty's Day.'

'Paddy' is the shortened form of the original Irish spelling of 'Patrick,' which is 'Pádraig.'

'Patty' is the shortened form of 'Patricia.'

[Adam Wren @adamwren]

Every Midwesterner knows Fool’s Spring only comes so Second Winter can try to break you psychologically and sweep the legs.

We’re stronger than that.