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Saz |🔞| he/she/they | non-binary | bisexual | poly + partnered | mom | Northern NV | formerly known as sazzt | 🎨: raihendragon

[full-sized boner @_absolutevirtue]

hi there! I’m Saz and I’m sorry you ended up on this page.

I post like I have brain damage. :3
I also retweet a lot of dumb shit.

Here’s my cat, Siren. Her brain is the size of a peanut, much like my own!

[alyssa 🛸 @sulliontour]

do y’all even know what classist means like i’m ctfu

[S @BlueMonkey19]

I'm dying laughing at the people going 'but what if you're literally dying and you have to plug your phone into your ass to save your life, do they make exceptions?!'

[Allie ✞ @allie__voss]

TSA agents will act like you’re the dumbest person alive for doing what the last TSA agent asked you to do

[full-sized boner @_absolutevirtue]

@iloveandyt @marygaitspill Clearly this post isn’t about you

[V̸ɛʀʂɑτɪʟɛ V̸ɛʂpɛʀτɪɴɛ @Weatherwalks]

@marygaitspill If you're somebody who seriously brings their regular, untrained, non-service dog any establishment where food is bought and/or consumed primarily only by people, then you are a wretched, vile, indignant, selfish, inconsiderate pustule of an excuse for a human. Go the fuck away.

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

People who bring dogs into the bar are spiritually munchausen’s syndrome vibes. Like you want soooo bad that the waiters come stop and give you attention and touch on your dog and tell you how cute he is and come over with the little paper cup filled with whipped cream and that people scoot and make way for you and your fat ass obese dog and look down with their fake ass smiles

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

I wanna be like a terrible drunk father but like I’m a sentimental drunk instead of an angry one. I come home in a wifebeater staggering and my old lady and the kids have barricaded themselves in the bathroom as I pound on the door telling them how much they mean to m

[I O 🪞🕯️ @9MMBLACKTALON]

@oykua_

[Hockey Doll 🏆👁️🦆 @PuckDeepener]

The "molesting my son isn't as fun now his dick has shrunk from estrogen" sign really cuts straight through to the core of what the TERF movement is about lmfao

[❦︎ TVL SPOILERS @lestatsaint]

i need to kiss his mua

[Mia @boygrrI]

the work bathroom is for vaping and silent sobbing

[full-sized boner @_absolutevirtue]

@WEREG0TH I love you Clay. I’m so sorry.

[Max Bepis @gaylittlepiglet]

If anybody needs me I’ll be over here stroking my pubes

[𐌕 @fwtimini]

iPhone: I'm gonna update your software tonight while you sleep.

iPhone in the morning: I couldn't do it, bro. Just didn't feel right. The vibe was off.

[Eva 🐙 Comms closed! @OctoBrushido]

@VampireBlazing Thank you so much!! That means a lot to me, I love frederick fridays too 😭

[Eva 🐙 Comms closed! @OctoBrushido]

@Smokenmilk OF COURSE HE WOULD!!!!!

[full-sized boner @_absolutevirtue]

I literally had people throw things at me in middle school for dyeing my hair black and wearing exactly one (1) hot topic outfit (because that’s all my family could afford) lol

now all the fucking people that bullied me growing up fetishize the aesthetic.

[ab @itgirlab]

i really miss when people were terrified of goth people and to even be near them. now it’s mfs using it as a fetish to profit off of and completely ruin it for everyone else serious about it. and ALWAYS FORGET how political the culture itself is!!!

[ab @itgirlab]

i really miss when people were terrified of goth people and to even be near them. now it’s mfs using it as a fetish to profit off of and completely ruin it for everyone else serious about it. and ALWAYS FORGET how political the culture itself is!!!