unisex grandpa

Saz |🔞| he/she/they | non-binary | bisexual | poly + partnered | mom | Northern NV | formerly known as sazzt | 🎨: @GEHEST

[unisex grandpa @_absolutevirtue]

hi there! I’m Saz and I’m sorry you ended up on this page.

I post like I have brain damage. :3
I also retweet a lot of dumb shit.

Here’s my cat, Siren. Her brain is the size of a peanut, much like my own!

[Dawid @antilove08]

>"not a single thing on this art is about trans people"
>Art filled with things about trans people
@radical_jam_

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Once again, millennials are not your parents. Millennials were born 1981-1996. The vast majority of Gen Z were parented by Gen X.

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

offices are so funny because most of the time U are like Haha I’m in a silly little fancy room on my computer & then sometimes U have a conversation that makes you realize why all the guys from Mad Men drank 16 bottles of vodka a day or whatever

[RIN BDAY is over : ( ( ( @justMizuyuki]

this site dunks on japanese ppl a lot for stuff like this but americans whose parents gave them weekly allowances that exceed the monthly salaries of most filipino families rlly do get uppity online abt the idea of a poor child pirating something

[okdrou @fkapigz]

All’s Fair

[Yeller Lizard 🦎🌴🐊🦩 @FellerYeller]

When they start playin Kiss from a Rose at Home Depot.

[Cody Alcorn @CodyAlcorn]

UPDATE | Missing 11-month-old Koah Sharpe found buried alive in a dog crate in South Carolina. He was wrapped in a towel that likely allowed him enough oxygen to breathe. His father, Michael Comer, was arrested Monday night on a burglary charge. Koah believed to buried for 24hrs.

[Ed Zitron @edzitron]

These guys are all lying sacks of shit

[Momo @momodraws]

Employee of the month

[millie @milliemeows_]

*flirting w someone* aww ur so sweet, such a good... *checks pronouns in bio* you're such a good soundcloud/com

[ᴡᴏᴏᴢʟᴇ @_teitokuma]

my thing with bands is I'll say "I like this band" and it's because I've heard four of their songs three hundred times each and know none of their other music

[zo @traumatizetramp]

was my pussy too wet? my conversation too enthralling? my sense of humor too hilarious? my thoughtfulness too kindhearted? whatever. Kicks a freaking pebble around.

[Noodle Mom ヌードルの母 @FriendlyNoodles]

painted my cat Squid playing the keyboard

[LⒶVENDER @stonewall1312]

only a week into woke 3.0 and we already got USDM kei trucks thank you zohran mamdani

[Motor1 @Motor1com]

Scion is back... and will sell kei trucks in America.

The brand has released the KEI-01, a 660-cc mini truck that will be built and sold in the US.

Yes, you read all of that correctly.

[unisex grandpa @_absolutevirtue]

my 99th percentile baby is vaccinated to the gills and is hitting advanced milestones. he's doing infinitely better than his unvaccinated cousins, who are frail and constantly sick 🤷‍♀️

[Liberty Lyss @liberty_lyss]

I really tried not to be the annoying mom who was constantly thinking “oh my baby is soo advanced” but…

The more I go out to playgrounds the more I notice a large amount of babies are very delayed. Parents ask how old my son is and assume he is much older because of how well he moves and interacts with everyone.

Sometimes I see their faces change when they realize he is younger or about the same age as their child and it makes me sad.

Obviously there are many things that factor into development but once you start to notice, it’s very shocking. On the flip side, despite bing unvaxxed and breastfed my baby is still somehow sick a lot.

[Silly String @ClownPoast]

"despite being unvaccinated my baby is somehow sick a lot"

[alex krokus @alexkrokus]

can't trust a sandwich rec from a skinny food influencer

[HOSHIUMI SZN @hoshiumisexy]

its so fucked up how crochet tutorials are literally like: step 1 make a slip knot. step 2 do the triple homo back loop front loop doop da doop boopity snoop super granny lace leaf stitch 420 look ma no hands we the best hook music secret style tunisian no jutsu slamp dunk like