addy b

probably doing a crossword • she/her/hers

[addy b @_addytude]

yes i miss my friends and family but i mostly miss the very tiny narrow escalator at the north and clybourn station

[Little Old Lady Comedy @litoldladyhaha]

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[addy b @_addytude]

just checked an old email account and found out my grandpa has been emailing me for years

[addy b @_addytude]

RIP my grandpa you would have loved this shirt

[addy b @_addytude]

“we want grandchildren” best i can do is this cat

[addy b @_addytude]

every girl group chat is called something like “the cocktail clan 🧚‍♀️💖✨⚡️🌸” and every guy group chat is like “tucker’s hemorrhoid lounge 🤙”

[addy b @_addytude]

have unfortunately decided to tweet again

[addy b @_addytude]

me in the middle of a freestyle rap battle: can u please just give me a sec i need to think of a rhyme

[addy b @_addytude]

hey (with the intention of convincing you to see a therapist)

[addy b @_addytude]

i cannot stress enough how much i am not going to ask you an anonymous question on instagram - we’ve already been through this in 2009 with formspring. it ended in tears. let’s wrap this up.

[addy b @_addytude]

i belong to a certain ballet inspired workout gym and it’s like soooooooo obvious it’s a cult……………… buttttt my ass has never looked better so give me the kool aid 🤪

[Kyle @EARIGREY]

When you give your gf the aux cord

[addy b @_addytude]

if you would choose hearing other peoples’ thoughts as your superpower i am scared of you

[addy b @_addytude]

this is the best tweet i have ever read

[addy b @_addytude]

never stop believing…….. crossroads trading just took SEVEN of my items 🥹

[addy b @_addytude]

personally, i would LOVE to talk about Bruno.

[addy b @_addytude]

“we want grandchildren” best i can do is this cat

[addy b @_addytude]

every girl group chat is called something like “the cocktail clan 🧚‍♀️💖✨⚡️🌸” and every guy group chat is like “tucker’s hemorrhoid lounge 🤙”

[addy b @_addytude]

me looking in the mirror after going on exactly one run and seeing that i don’t have the exactly body type of one of the pussycat dolls yet: what the actual fuck

[addy b @_addytude]

i think childcare is the hardest job because a kid will be like “do you want to hear me count to nine” and you have to say yes

[addy b @_addytude]

if i am near a whole foods with more than 5 minutes to kill i will spend $17. it doesn’t matter if i’m full or if my fridge is stocked. i will always spend $17 at a whole foods.