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[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

my neurodivergent brain: holy shit metro by myself i have to arrive early in case i miss the first one and where do I park and how do i buy a metro card and what if i get mugged and what if i miss my stop and what if-

also my neurodivergent brain: hehe trains 🥰🥰

[fish marriage @corviiid]

the panic when i accidentally hit the dumbfuck gr*k button is the closest ive come to re-experiencing the panic of accidentally hitting the internet button on my phone in my teens and had to back out before it cost me millions. in the present example the currency is my integrity

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

@hollanovaholic

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

one time in high school i got bored while walking on a treadmill so i tried to spin around like that, but i immediately busted my ass and it launched me off the end of it and my mom judged the hell out of me

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Hudson Williams stars in new Peloton campaign. https://t.co/4YURnLStFW

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

taking a pottery class is all fun and games until you’re lugging a backpack full of ceramics across manhattan twice a month

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

@jqriley I Need The Pie

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

👎: guy on the subway playing music loudly from a bluetooth speaker
👍: it’s kiss from a rose, and also it drowns out another guy’s brainrot scrolling near me
👎❌🙅🚫: he stops it right before the “BABYYYYY” and switches to a different song

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

best part about The Cat finally becoming more social and affectionate is that now I have better opportunities to ragebait her the way the good lord intended

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

we are three days into the new year, and watching Shane backspace “We didn’t even kiss” in a lesbian sports bar between soho and the east village is one of my top 10 moments of the year

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

when did all of the hotels decide to stop serving bacon at breakfast?? we used to be a proper country

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

for anyone wondering what living in nyc is like, this has been my experience nearly every day

[willy silly-billy VGEN COMMS OPEN! @spicyybiscuit]

it made me stop & think

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

do you think the three wise men ever explored each other’s bodies

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

@poetsbutdead

[✰ @joyfemmes]

well okay then …

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

trying to figure out what @aaroncburstein is making his powerpoint about for tomorrow based solely on the sound effects coming from his room (I have no fucking clue)

[jabberwocky12 @trobo11]

girl i’m bored let’s move to the center of the train car so everyone can get on

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

okay so it looks like I have ~25 years to figure out what a broadway producer does and how to become one so I can produce the tony-award-sweeping revival of Death Becomes Her starring Sabrina Carpenter and Olivia Rodrigo…feels very doable…

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

popping a lactaid during the shot round at doublé because people from bailey’s are here as sponsors

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

me currently on hold with the pharmacy to see if I can finally get the testosterone I’ve been waiting SIX weeks for

[sof 🧚🏽‍♀️ lacy is a love song @sof38639124]

i don’t understand how doctors can work in new york with that big apple.

[adrian @_adrian_ace_]

so called “free thinkers” when you shake the treat bag