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those flowers were meant for you!

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

.@NYCSanitation I'd like to report a sweep

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[draga 🇭🇳 @sidewinderloops]

found a gem in my yt feed today

[🪿 @_afx01]

@dj177_ ofc its a label curated personality none of these people r authentic

[Raidero 🔜 AC @RaideroRacc]

Praying that I get to see Tel Aviv reduced to ashes in my lifetime

[Professional Idiot 🇱🇧 @lukartsilly2]

#SellLiberalsIntoWhiteSlavery2026

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

Over 0 books in a year is elitist and pretentious

[jegævi @jegaevi]

How to not be a performative reader - A guide for 2026

1. Never read in public or anywhere where people can see you
2. Never mention you read books
3. Don't read anything prestigious or difficult
4. Try not to read at all if you can avoid it

[Friday Night Funk 'n Wagnalls @sreddi_515]

@onlyyagirl_ wow you are one interesting chica etc

[ash @ayedfy]

(to my visibly dissatisfied wife) ah, that’s capitalism for you

[🪿 @_afx01]

@cisamsoe enjoy it, one of my favorite books ever

[vi @dawninadan]

lol people are so dense… it was never about the sandwich