lydia

probably late, occasionally funny / she•her #ACAB

[Did Not Request or Buy Blue Checkmark @UjuAnya]

Not helping HBO advertise that documentary by quoting their tweet. Just wanna inform y’all Renee Bach is a serial killer who murdered 100s of children in Uganda pretending to be a medical professional. And she got away with it, because she’s a white woman who killed Africans.

[lydia @_aidyl_]

@Houndmouth excited to see y’all in indy soon!!!!

[lydia @_aidyl_]

me: *just learned how to drill holes in the wall to fit a wall anchor*

also me: *watches an insane home DIY video* i could definitely do that

[Keoni Puʻuhonua o Waimānalo @Keoni_DiFranco]

#landback isn’t a hashtag.

It’s going to take global allyship to wrestle ownership of our lands out of state & corporate control.

It’s also the only pathway forward.

Stand with us.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

Before we had the term “situationship,” Toni Morrison gave us two of the most brutal paragraphs ever written in the English language about the subject:

[supreme leader @f3malemanipul8r]

Never forget that joe from survivor kisses his dad on the mouth

[lydia @_aidyl_]

another day working at a museum means another day of being deeply disturbed and annoyed at white settler colonialism !!!!

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

omg☺️aliens??👽👽sounds wild!💃🏼🤪don’t mind me😳😎i’m just laying in the garden🏡🛏️working on ma tan🌞🧴but oops❗️no pants😱🩲how embarrassing😳🙈🍑sure would be a shame🤔💭if someone came🛸⚡️and 🥄💢probed me🥴✨

[Vagina Museum @vagina_museum]

Barbie is a polymath, but in the circles we move in, she is perhaps better known for her hairless, featureless vulva than her myriad achievements.

Here's a very brief history of "Barbie Crotch" - labia-less, hairless, featureless vulvas in art.

[lydia @_aidyl_]

outside admiring the splendor of my lawn i just mowed. having a hank hill moment.

[lydia @_aidyl_]

i don’t wanna be rude, i have just never felt so floored by an article lol

[lydia @_aidyl_]

@hmb_1013 girl i’m sorry but your article on the FOB concert makes it seem like you’ve never been to an emo show before 😅 talking about Pete look bored like honey that’s his face lmao

[lydia @_aidyl_]

offended and grateful 🙏🏼

[lydia @_aidyl_]

within the same two minute conversation, my coworkers told me i look like a theme park employee AND elizabeth olsen……………….

[mi @exmachinaes]

him: you better not be humbly enjoying the small wonders of life
me:

[Conscious Lee @TheConsciousLee]

This analysis on the Supreme Court overruling is 😮‍💨😮‍💨🔥🔥

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

conservatives are so successful because it’s easy to appeal to people with no critical thinking skills in a country with a crumbling education system.

[lydia @_aidyl_]

@itsnotmariah iroh is lucky to have someone like you!!

[📸 9¾ Bruce Cares △⃒⃘🐝 @Bruce_Cares]

I think Sam the Onion Man is one of the most slept on romantic characters in literary history. It didn’t matter what problem Miss Katherine had or came up with, Sam’s answer was the same, and is still one of the coldest lines you can say to a woman…

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Forget hot girl summer it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets)