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[HERLORD @NkamaBright]

bitches will fuck 100 broke niggas meet me and want a vacation

[LEE @authenttick]

seeing adult identical twins is weird asf, you're too old for that shit

[Amone Robinson @ghosts16ab]

Toyota making an Automatic Land cruiser 70 series is also utter woke nonsense!!

[. @Fimiye]

I have zero rizz when it comes to wooing a woman. Every girl who’s ever given me a chance probably genuinely liked me

[𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐝𝐮𝐬 @ImperiumFirst]

Kanye (Ye) West was truly ahead of his time writing a song called Nіggеrѕ in Paris

[SBUSISO @SbuMasang]

The older I get, the more I feel disconnected from football. I used to watch every EPL game, adulting is something else man🙆‍♂️. Now I check final results and move on.

[Zingisa Mase🇿🇦 @Call_her_ziggy]

I don’t want books written by AI, I want books written by alcoholic Russian novelists on the brink of a mental collapse from depression, that’s how God wanted it.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[✮ @istgnolimit]

songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece

[★★★★☆ @mykved]

Whoever is the last to hold the bag when the housing bubble in Dar collapses, is in big trouble…

[Chaté 🧊🦉 @Chatnovski]

There’s a guy on IG who pours a whole pack of sugar on an ant hill to “give them sudden wealth, cause inflation and crash their economy” 😭😭😭

[Herr Niemand ◢ ◤ 🇫🇷 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Manass3hx]

Guy Ritchie is who the Fuck he thinks he is!!!!!!!

[Scott Pert @Scott_Pert]

Michael Carrick’s next Manchester United team talk.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Supporting Manchester United feels like a social experiment designed to test the limits of human beings mental health.

[Chokoch Baller @IamTitooh]

Need to stack my money up. Imagine flying from watching WRC, to F1 in Rwanda, then the World Cup in Morocco...all in the same year. Good times ahead

[Pan @pangrey123]

I have two milestones at work :

1. Lunch
2. Leaving

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Jamaa wa 9-5 sahii wamefungua dirisha za sitting room juu nyumba mzima inanuka kiwi,kesho ni plantation . Bwana these people just pray for them,its not easy

[... @_akitek]

"The way you make me feel bitch"

[🍒🧁ᴍɪꜱꜱ ʟᴀᴅʏ🧁🍒 @ilovealkira]

Put “bitch” behind every MJ song title.
I’ll go first….
“Beat It Bitch”

Now you go!

[tia ★ @tiadeeznuts]

apple pay should cancel the transaction if i look sad during the face ID part

[𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁 𝙰𝙻𝙻🥷🏾 @alithasimp]

Nggas be going through a lot and making sure their music app is on premium 😭