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[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

being alive is such a gift man, i used to dread growing up but now i find peace in knowing i can only get older and wiser. life is a gift and may i never forget it

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

you can lead a horse to water, but you can not make them fucking drink

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

bro i had noooo idea you could repost videos on tiktok 😭😭😭😭

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

en ese caso, asiiiiiiii me quedooooo

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

“cuando uno es bueno, pa donde sea”

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

every time i bump rj, he’s somebody’s cousins’ bestfriend 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

don’t rush to get grown, drive slow homie

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

FEET DONT FAIL ME NOOOOOOWWWWW

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

small fish attract bigger fish, and maybe even some sharks

[Physics In History @PhysInHistory]

Not only is the Universe stranger than we think, it is stranger than we can think.

-- Werner Heisenberg (1901-1976)

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

i lost my mindddd, it’s somewhere out there stranded

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

AND NOW I’VE REACHED THAT AGE, I’VE TRIED TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS THE BEST I CAN

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

in the days of my youth, I was told what it means to be a man

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

lucas paqueta to man city ???? i see the vison 👀👀

[alan 🍃 @_alaaaannn]

crazy how dudes from highschool’ll see you and make eye contact and act like they didnt see you 😂 like cmon dawg its like that ? 😂😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We all know the pain