Alejandra

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[Alejandra @_alehamora]

When we sing “America the beautiful” this is what we mean

[mlk 🇩🇿 @Schnapperlol]

I am publicly announcing that from this day on Lawrence, Kansas is my American city, I am supporting all of their sports franchises and any Lawrencian is now my friend

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

I don’t like that they’re coping your move , G! @gnavas103

[alina (closed - but back for the KNICKS) @dasgupz]

oh that’s what was goin on 😭

[Pranav Sriraman @PranavSriraman]

The people who make it an advantage have less access to go to games than ever before. Deep NBA Playoffs/NBA Finals have become Super Bowl’d. Soulless corporate gatherings rather than a sanctuary for fans.

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

Babes. You’ve got to have a pub sub at Publix !!!

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

We’ve made it to the fourth state of our trip.

FLORIDA! THE SUNSHINE STATE!!!! IT’S SO HOT WE NEED TO GET TO THE BEACH IMMEDIATELY!!!!

[Laura Robinson @LauraRbnsn]

This is so essential American.
"I don't know a single thing about Algeria, I cannot find it on a map, but you showed me a modicum of kindness and I am now ride or die for every single Algerian for the rest of my natural life."

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

Honestly I’m fevering to be asked LOL we’re so weird as a country.

I love it so much.

[🦆 B1G Duck Energy 🦆 @B1GDuckEnergyy]

Europeans seeing a live Pop-Tart being executed during half time of a World Cup match

[alexjm 🇺🇸 @alexjmingolla]

Europeans online: “stay away from America, it’s horrible!”

@FreddyLA7 discovering a new state:

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

UPDATE: he’s made it to the promised land LOL

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

I think I’m going to consume every single piece of “World Cup visitor enjoying mundane things in the United States” content, what a genre. Really hope we get some Pauls and Freddys in Toronto too

[dhanush 🍉 @spunchbawbII]

the americans renaissance that's happening on the tl is so special to me

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

@Roidedballs I’m so fucking excited for this!!!!

[RoidedBalls🇹🇹 @Roidedballs]

Oh my god he’s gonna hit Buccees

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

The USA should be shining like the beacon it pontificates to be. An immigrant pool of the world with all corners of this country catering to the world! That’s the beauty I’ve always believed this country held.

Out of many - one. ✨

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

We’re all appropriately charmed by the German tourist exploring Georgia, but I met 4 separate guys in Spain who were going to be road tripping through not-super-cool America this summer between matches, and they were ALL excited

One asked me if I knew of anything fun to do in Biloxi

So I think we might have thousands of these folks around this year and it’s our patriotic duty to show them the coolest, weirdest corners of the US

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

@Slangdini Ooof. Real.

[BKBloodRaven @Stormborn_Bk]

And this is exactly how this World Cup should have been marketed

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

@MerriamWebster Ms. Merriam-Webster, settle a long debate for me. How do you pronounce GIF? Thanks in advance

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

@sporadica @claireforny Excellent point because you have the choice to! That’s the argument being made, the inundation of AI has removed the standard option - whether we want it or not. You can break out the washboard if you want, Google won’t let you remove the AI option.

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

@coolfunghost It’s incredible. I had to pause between binges cause it gets…intense. But man, I haven’t had so many JFACKWTF moments in a show before. Absolute credit to the writing and the leads!

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Alejandra @_alehamora]

Scott Pelley, you are loved!!