nostradumbass

the fun machine took a shit and died

[nostradumbass @_alex2255]

"It should be noted that no ethically-trained software engineer would ever consent to write a "DestroyBaghdad" procedure.
Basic professional ethics would instead require him to write a "DestroyCity" procedure, to which "Baghdad" could be given as a parameter."

[nostradumbass @_alex2255]

@fahmanflight

[nostradumbass @_alex2255]

on brand for the dumpsterfire that is yaml

[Fernando Borretti @zetalyrae]

The morons who run the YAML website broke all links to the specification documents (over 60k such links on GitHub alone).

Great work, everyone! Hopefully the linkrot helps dislodge this disgusting format.

[K-Real @1KRealDeal]

Една од најдобрите работи за колективното ментално здравје и добробит на луѓето е фактот што од неодамна, "Heat" (1995) е достапен за гледање бесплатно на YouTube.

https://t.co/fa6OK1zZGg

[Low Level @LowLevelTweets]

what the fuck is this company doing bro

[diawlectical @diawlectical]

The way this video had a chokehold on every boys chat I was in. Arguments would breakout over who in the chat was “gen z boss and a mini” and NOBODY wanted to be “fake tan hands and a hoop”

[Macroblock @sainimatic]

it's 2026 and Microsoft needs to briefly throttle your machine into full power maximum performance mode to open the start menu without lag, sorry, with less lag, and they think this is something worth announcing to the press and public and giving it a name

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Meek Mill reportedly failed to git pull his latest changes before pushing, causing a devastating merge conflict.

[😈 @turtlekiosk]

hm, feels like we could encode a lot of data by representing numbers like this

[Mike F @DeputyWarlock]

if i ever found out a mouse lived in my home, and he had a small archway in the wall, and he lived in there with small, real furniture, and he ventured out nightly to get one olive or a small wedge of cheese. i would stop at nothing to end his life. i would spare no expense

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

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[pedram.md @pdrmnvd]

oh you’re using claude code? everyone’s using open code. just kidding we’re all on amp code. we’re using cline, we’re using roo code. we just forked our own version of roo. were using kilo code. we were on coderabbit but their ceo yelled at us so now we’re using qorbit. apple just acquired them for $30bn so we just migrated our entire team to slash commands. one guy is still on aider. the PM is on loveable. he just shipped a new product on replit. the intern installed a slackbot that lets you chat with your spreadsheet. legal is still reviewing devin’s enterprise contract. we evaluated junie for three ukrainians using jetbrains. someone in slack just asked “has anyone tried amp?” we are using goose for scripts. next week we’re piloting augment code. the CTO heard good things about trae.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ our CEO is friends with the guy from conductor. our CFO resigned. our CISO said we’ve had fourteen supply chain attacks in the last week. we’re shipping the worlds most expensive todo app.

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

They are melting down on r/Grinch

The whole sub just went private lol

[nostradumbass @_alex2255]

@MarkedStale https://t.co/SBircDkS9S

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

I have never interacted with a single person amongst the sea of my 400,000 followers who has said, "I would like Windows to be agentic, connecting devices, cloud, and AI to unlock intelligent productivity"

Most say, "I would like my computer to be a computer, please stop"

[orph @orphcorp]

realizing that your dashboards no longer provide actionable insights into critical business functions

[nostradumbass @_alex2255]

@FebdBrd @EvilGrouse 🫶