alexandermiles.art

Niche icon. Tactical curator. Full-time art insurgent.
Curated by @GreatArtOrDie

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved this.

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My favourite part is Steven Bartlett thinking pyramids are made out of concrete.

[Defiant Ghost @TheDefiantGhost]

Graham Hancock just dropped a devastating blow to mainstream archaeology with the Great Pyramid of Giza.

“It’s a 6 million ton monument… more than 2 million individual blocks of stone.”

“The Great Pyramid is aligned within 3/60ths of a single degree to true north… on a 6 million ton monument.”

“It sits almost exactly on latitude 30 which is 1/3rd of the way between the north pole and the equator.”

“And it incorporates the dimensions of the earth on a scale of 1 to 43,200 in its own dimensions.”

“So if you take the height of the Great Pyramid and multiply it by 43,200… you get the polar radius of the earth. Measure the base perimeter of the Great Pyramid… multiply it by the same factor, 43,200, and you get the equatorial circumference of the Earth.”

“Archaeologists know this. They say it’s a coincidence, total coincidence, just by chance.”

“However, I could agree with them actually if the scale was not 1 to 43,200. But the fact that it’s 1 to 43,200 changes everything because that belongs to a sequence of numbers that is found in ancient mythology all around the world… multiples of the number 72… derive from… the precession of the equinoxes.”

[左翼 @TANAKAKAKUEI512]

せっかく作ったサクラダファミリアを目の前で爆破されるガウディ。

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God clearly thought it was time for David Hockney to put down his iPad down.

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To be a fly on the wall when you explain to grieving families and mangled survivors that the REAL victim is you, because the lad who delivered your takeaway is bilingual.

Where was your high horse when Stephen McCullagh murdered pregnant Natalie McNally and left her face down in a dog bowl? Oh right. He wasn’t brown. Carry on.

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@eliotranch @SimonCatRiley @FondOfBeetles You literally said you’d “keenly felt the change” between now, and growing up during a civil war in which 3000+ civilians were killed, and hundreds of children were either killed or injured.

“I don’t want to fall prey to ‘rose-tinted nostalgia’, but…”

Jesus fucking Christ.

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@eliotranch @SimonCatRiley @FondOfBeetles I guess back then we just had Enniskillen and civilian contractors forced into being suicide bombers. They were simpler, happier times.

[brian @brianonhere]

obama’s CIA gave David Hockney an ipad bc his art was getting too dangerous

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I should call him.

[botchedalism @botchedalism]

For anyone wondering what a mushroom farm looks like

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@CamillaTominey More Conservative MPs voted against it than in favour, so I’d say The Tories did their damned best to stop it you fucking ghoul.

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@graceyldn Songs In The Key Of DEATH

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Lmfao

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@ShitlibSupreme Those walkers were built on a planet with lower gravity. Each of those logs weighs 11 billion tonnes on Endor. Also explains why the tallest Ewok only reached 3 feet tall.

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A generational image.

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

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Flashbacks to shouting MANOLO COLÓN ISN’T A REAL NAME during Mad Men, then [spoilers] hooooo boy…

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@thereisnojayjay Unbelievable really that I’m allowed on the internet.

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@thereisnojayjay Shut The Fuck Up And Take That Dayjob Like A Greedy Ghostbuster.

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This is what I call the “bEtTeR gRaFiCx” PlayStation brain.

“BUt tHiS oNe iS bEtTeR bEcOs iT hAs bEtTeR gRaFiCx”

Spinal Tap was a *billion* years ahead of its time.

[johnnyB @agraphafx]

A test. Grok prompt:

“Improve image quality.”

The detail enhancement is nice, and the neutral grade was a choice of the software. What’s fascinating is how the image feels as if it was shot yesterday.

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Honestly not sure why Farage & Co. piss their pants about how ‘dangerous’ and ‘lost’ London is. Woman wrangled a giant Grecian urn into the bus earlier. Easily up to her waist it was. Brilliant stuff, 10/10.

[Forrest Cardamenis @FCardamenis]

Baby has gotten good at identifying “dada” but still struggling with surrealism, cubism, even baroque.