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[dee @dee_nahlance]

something something men will always assume a woman is genuinely stupid before realizing she’s making a joke and it happens all the time in comic spaces

[Censored Tube @CensoredTube]

He’s the first to ever write a review on that parachute

[miia @miiagarro]

my bush literally grows thicker than your beard lower your tone

[ⓐⓛⓔⓧ:) @_alexkoon]

Men sick vs women sick are two very different things

[k @alfkkifine]

some men will call themselves “starved of intimacy” after ignoring their girlfriend all day then touching her only when they want something

[ⓐⓛⓔⓧ:) @_alexkoon]

Ladies and gents we’ve hit the epitome of lazy in the wrld 🤣

[$globey @MCoveteur]

see why you need two men ladies? bae 2 will love them pics 😂

[mcvadi groupie @taivillan]

wake me up when a man says this

[ⓐⓛⓔⓧ:) @_alexkoon]

People don’t change

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

"honeymoon phase" i am literally healthily insane and obsessed for the entire duration of the relationship. skill issue.

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

A healthy partner will try to change if they're hurting you; a toxic partner will ask why you stay if they're so bad.

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

i saw a girl on tiktok who said "accountability is so important to me. nobody's perfect, but don't try to flip the script and make my reaction the issue when your actions lit the match" i felt this to the core.

[M.E🪻 @Emmys]

There are so many worlds we don’t even know about

[ⓐⓛⓔⓧ:) @_alexkoon]

Nightmares from him 😭🤣

[Everything Mr. Meaty @MoochmasterP]

Mr. Meaty in The Art of Puppetry exhibit at the Düsseldorf Theatermuseum on Germany

[$globey @MCoveteur]

I wasn’t raised with my parents cussing at me so i am extremely taken aback when I hear parents cussing at little kids. like the child is 6, are you ok???

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

asking your boyfriend not to watch porn is a reasonable request. unfortunately most straight men will view this totally normal boundary as absurd enough to justify watching porn behind your back.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

men nowadays think you supposed to chase em, big dawg i got more money than you

[mpilo @MpiloKhumalo_]

Interesting fact: Crocodiles digest their food in the heat/sun. So after big meals, they get out of the water and just sit in the sun. This crocodile was being monitored by drones and they realized it had been sitting in that position for 3+days. That's how they figured...

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[ⓐⓛⓔⓧ:) @_alexkoon]

@realKalos @EzTerrance Men always miss the real issue tho 🤣 she probably do a million things and is busy atm and he has one house job then goes back to gaming or whatever it is.