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[nika 🍂 @showgirlscully]

taking everyone i know to watch teenage sex and death at camp miasma

[angelica @halovian_diva]

loveee that slayyyter isnt khia anymore and shes getting her well deserved fame but i really dont like the fact im forced to see people's bad takes on her older albums now

[alina // skyler white defender @innuendo1getu]

When it gets to the last “Megan moroney” and you can tell she knows her concept is tired but it’s too late to do anything about it

[micheal @godsb0y]

weekdays as someone with a 9-5

[b ⋆˚࿔ @lntherainn]

jumping off the battle buss in my addison skin:

[Jack @HoeannaNewsom]

They are dead
They are gone
No one lasts forever

[scott @solaris_scott]

not to ignore the boobs but i love her house

[j⋆˚࿔ @bucketof1ove]

SOMEONE LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN???

[Sophie @oldhagposting]

When the twitter video ends and you end up watching Desperate Housewives and Everybody Hates Chris from clipfarming accounts

[𝔻𝕪𝕝𝕒𝕟 @PadraigPiers]

When she throws the fan and catches it I feel gay on a supernatural level. The spirit of gay guy music video night possesses me. It's like The Exorcist in my apartment where I'm Regan and Pazuzu is an elder queer. In this scenario Madonna is Satan and Ellen Burstyn is Debi Mazar.

[dyke videos archive @dykevidsarchive]

"i thought this was a gay cruise- it is! lesbians!" closeted queer senior citizen woman with comphet afraid to see lesbians dyke convention jumpscare deborah vance jean smart ship horn honking hacks scene reaction video

[dyke videos archive @dykevidsarchive]

"let it all go" suicidal lois griffin jumping falling down rolling stairs family guy scene girl like me pinkpantheress edit audio song reaction video

[marty @josephlisgoe]

let rip a fart in the public toilet earlier and some kid went 'daddy im scared of the noise'.

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Gay person: I am gay

Trans person: I am trans

Charli Xcx: I’m making rockkkkk muuussicc

Person who didn’t watch spongebob: “yeah i don’t actually get that reference because my parents didn’t let me watch spongebob”

[Acid House Hospital @darkmusick_]

Mulholland Drive if it happened in The Swag Era

[☃️ @abyglebops]

just irritating

[Katya @katya_zamo]

No, no! It’s fine! It’s perfectly fine that no one told me about the screening of Mulholland Drive at the Hollywood Forever cemetery tonight! It’s totally fine! Doesn’t really sound like something I would enjoy, I mean it’s not like the weather right now is perfect to watch a movie, certainly not my favorite movie. And definitely not in a place I have dreamed about meeting my future husband. I mean, I suppose all my “friends” must have assumed I would know about this already and will be there. Perfectly reasonable assumption to make. It’s completely understandable! No, no, it’s fine! I’m not bitter at all I swear! I’m 44 years old for Christ’s sake. I’m not going to sit and sulk here like a child. But I will block everyone in my contact list