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[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

A message from the family of Dolly Parton.

[miruci @Miruciiii]

all that “gay marriage will destroy society” and its literally just this

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

me when i go to the kacey musgraves concert that i purchased tickets to 7 months ago and kacey musgraves gets on stage and starts singing kacey musgraves songs

[Sasha @Sashaz04]

As a Texan who left Texas… I just want y’all to know the yearning for H-E-B never goes away.

[signüll @signulll]

adulthood is saying “after this week, things should calm down” every week until you die.

[👼🏼 @troyesivan]

My new album "She's the Best" comes out October 9. This is the album cover, and you can pre-order it now :) the first single, also called "She's the Best" comes out tonight at midnight EST ❤️❤️❤️ i love you https://t.co/1nzvDERqYf

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

People on the USA are so used to not getting anything out of their tax money besides war that when a mayor actually gives them fans on their subway, fixes trash cans, paves patholes, and provides services with their own tax dollars they call it communisim.

[cow @cowincrisis]

open the fucking schools

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

@_lanabelle please, i need it

[culture @notgwendalupe]

22 years ago, Hilary Duff channeled her inner Evanescence and released “Fly”

[She´s The Best ⭐ AOTY @troyeslay_van]

his label is forcing him to do promo and he’s already fed up (he’s only on day ten) and I can prove it

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

I say we go full Louisiana and turn all the former Salad and Go locations into drive-thru daiquiri stands

[OH, MARY! on Broadway @ohmaryplay]

OH, BOWEN! ⭐️ Bowen Yang will make his Broadway debut as Mary Todd Lincoln in OH, MARY! for a limited 12-week engagement beginning Tuesday, September 15.

[🏁 @concertleaks]

Kacey Musgraves’ “Mexico Honey” is now her highest charting solo single!

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

Americans eating like they have free healthcare

[⋆⭒˚ᶠᵃⁿ she thinks her piss is wine ⋆⭒˚ @grxndesenigma]

LADYGAGANOW POSTING ABOUT THIS BASICALLY CONFIRMS ITS HAPPENING OMGGGGGG LETS GO

[☆ 𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗟𝗘𝗬 𝗣𝗨𝗥𝗗𝗬 ☆ @AshleyPurdy]

👏🏼 @Roku 📺 Jimothy & Punch

[ninka @urbanistoomf]

walking out of erewhon and seeing this on the ground is a humiliation ritual

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

“we have food at home”

ok we also have unresolved family drama at home