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[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

The young girlies are too brainwashed by the clean girl aesthetic that they're missing out on vital rites of passage. Sleep in your makeup because you're too drunk. Snog someone you don't know in a pub. It's OK you won't die

[ᅠ @artindetails]

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER

[Scully @isthatscully]

I genuinely honestly didn’t know global knowledge of Tourettes was this low

[savannah @catluvr2008]

me for over a decade: dan and phil are dating and I’m 100% convinced of this

dan and phil, today, when it couldn’t be more obvious (and thats on their own accord): hiiii we’re dating btw

me: Omg this is fucking crazy

[no labels just d⸆⸉ @beomjunzzn]

“blaming other women for ‘setting us back’ is what actually is setting us back” EXACTLY

[fire lord zuko updates @nicostrid]

like what happened to respect your elders...

[j 🍉 🐞 @felixscatton]

the way I literally get suicidal on my period… shut the fuck up

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Passive aggressive cleaning

[fire lord zuko updates @nicostrid]

some of you weren't on the internet in this era and it shows

[frankie @frankieats]

how it feels ordering something sweet at breakfast when everyone else is getting some sort of savory egg dish

[coco @swanslibrairie]

to all the authors who who write epilogues showing where the couple is a few years in the future i hope you’re having an amazing day

[bay ✨ @pale_atlantis]

i can’t take it anymore

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

spoiler alert but in wicked part 2 glinda’s grandmother arrives in a helicopter and sings fernando

[Jake Strickland 🤩 @jakedstrick]

Think Trump’s tariffs won’t affect you? Expect price hikes on:

•Iced tea imported from England
•Lifeguards imported from Spain
•Towels imported from Turkey
•And turkey imported from Maine

[paris rae @parisrae13]

why do y’all think female artists need to cater everything they do to children