Lord Mirza

this is a rant page

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Wish voodoo was real, if I could lay curses on people that would be so tough

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Nah this tapping iPhones feature is too much sometimes, accidentally almost had unprotected iphone transmission w dude on train next to me

[mensch @signoremosca]

Deleted hinge. May third. I gotta get in shape now. Too much swiping has ruined my body. Too much texting has ruined my mind. 20 sets of smiling at the sun before breakfast. 50 sets of watching the flowers bloom in the afternoon.

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Just imagine how much Zone 2 cardio medieval peasants were getting.

[Charlotte Yoink @yourdivasfav]

Union Square on the worst day you’ve ever had:

[chloe star @snowiecone]

it’s too late. i’ve already depicted you as the high-strung paranoid Rottweiler, and myself as the stoic yet benevolent Serval

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Deactivated ig but couldn’t shake the urge to share somewhere 😿

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

I love women

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Between the corn field on the left and the weed that’s as large as a tree on the right… how is bushwick a real place

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

“Dark Humour” dudes when it’s about a ceo and not minorities

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Tired of these shake to reveal stories on ig, wtf do I look like shaking my phone to see your raggedy selfie

[Jay  @Jayzus_]

I'm sorry to every astrology girl I ever doubted. I'm finna go find out what time I was born right now and get my whole chart who tryna give me a reading

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Nothing to extract here 🥰

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

I’ve legit sneezed 8 times in this Uber, each one met with a bless you from my driver

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter ? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lord Mirza @_alimirz]

Back on twitter due to popular demand 🥵