alanah

dumb bitch with an internet connection • she/her

[(redacted) @godshapedhole_]

long distance friendship means our conversation about where we’d be in the human centipede line up spans 3 days

[alanah @_allamaa]

@godshapedhole_ U already are ??

[📚 Twilight Shitposting 💿 🐀 @twishitposting]

I hate smoking weed with paranoid bitches what do you mean the Volturi are coming

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

ugh no one talks about how hard it is to be a fucking loser

[alanah @_allamaa]

Send foot pics @godshapedhole_

[alanah @_allamaa]

(Yes I have ONLY been binging jersey shore and family vacation for the last month and I am almost at full guido status)

[alanah @_allamaa]

My biggest regret in life is not watching jersey shore while it aired.. The culture, the vibes, the DRAMA this show had is incredible

[alanah @_allamaa]

@godshapedhole_ Fr that played in my head when I read your tweet HAHAHAHA

[alanah @_allamaa]

Damn packin up all ur shit really sux , moving on rlly sux, and life without @godshapedhole_ rlly rlly sux!!

[(redacted) @godshapedhole_]

@_allamaa BRO MY LIFE SUCKS WIRHOUT YOU

[alanah @_allamaa]

@karleysquidward @godshapedhole_ Welcome to my life!!!

[alanah @_allamaa]

Truly nothing worse than seeing a candid photo of yourself …… 😵‍💫

[sarah @heavenbrat]

girls be like im fighting my demons and the demons is them trying to talk about how they feel without crying

[alanah @_allamaa]

“Wow i love utilizing brussel sprouts in new ways !” welcome to ur mid twenties @godshapedhole_ 🫶

[alanah @_allamaa]

@sagerobynyo This was the first CD I bought with my own money, she was and still is an icon !!!

[alanah @_allamaa]

Babe wake up, Microsoft teams FINALLY added the full range of emoji reacts !!!!!!

[Kristen Bolden @kboldens]

happy ten years to an icon