ɑllie ɑdler

peace, love, & positivity | major cat lady | J.L.

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Bella’s a better model than half you instagram hoes 🌈

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

The Dogs of 2022

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Getting a dog cam to watch my puppy at work was the greatest mistake I’ve made.

I helplessly watched her destroy 4 of my shoes today. Live.

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

This is true love

[MoreForYouCleveland @MoreForYou_CLE]

This is one of the most chilling sports clips I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Wait for it. https://t.co/oVCWdqYOCG

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Aldi is the superior grocery store and no one can convince me otherwise.

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Delete this

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

Jacoby is that dude.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

This is amazing 😂

https://t.co/irkvw5QbkA

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

I’ve been iittcchhiinngg for another tattoo

[Clo @_c_l_o__]

A thread of Mac Miller, but he grows older as you keep scrolling

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

The only thing more painful than watching the Pens lose is watching the atrocious campaign ads for Pennsylvania.

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

our 2022 opponents as pop tarts: a thread

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Nothing pumps me up more at the gym than a CPCE exam prep audiobook 😤💪🏼🏋🏼‍♀️

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

@J_faustino1 That’s what I’m saying. I’m not asking for much

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

My pets really don’t do shit all day while I’m at work and then are so damn demanding as soon as I get home. Like wash a dish or two? Sweep the floor? Do something.

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Oof 🥴🤢

[Trevor Bauer (トレバー・バウアー) @BauerOutage]

Congrats @deshaunwatson on the new contract! Can’t wait to watch you play again. Happy to see the @nfl and their franchises are allowing you to continue your career after all the BS and lies you’ve been through recently. Onward and upward. The game is more fun with you in it.

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Can you stop ruining my life? @Browns

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Nothing like taking two days off work just to be sick for both of them..

[Images That Make You Feel Pain @ManMilk2]

wtf?

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

Why buy a sports car if you’re not going to drive it like a sports car???

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

@HenarisHere11 Unholy Hondadays

[ɑllie ɑdler @_alliiee]

There’s someone out there right now finalizing a deal for a Honda Ridgeline and I’m just not okay with that.