Your favorite notary 💕✨

Owner of Savvy Signatures - Mobile and remote notary services | Houston, Texas🤘🏾❤️‍🔥

[Your favorite notary 💕✨ @_allisonnnxo]

Houston, Texas | Notary Public & Signing Agent. 🖊️

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

when I finally meet his mom and instead of offering me 50 milion dollars to stay away from her son, she actually likes me

https://t.co/VAnbw4TZei

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Company: "We're like a family here"

Me leaving to find a higher paying family

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

How I sleep at night knowing I don't have to write a lengthy text to an emotionally immature man asking him to do better

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

When you visit your mom because you miss her and she suddenly starts the same bs that made you move out

[Doom Coming @Getthebagcoach]

You know how bad you have to be dressing for a Rodeo to implement a dress code?!?!

[Jan @janelsooo]

Driving in Houston with the Rodeo happening is HELL

[🦋 @___MicahJ]

I missed when the Houston rodeo wasn’t popular 😔

[ɴ. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

mind you they not even together anymore.

[: @_dxllz7]

Why you don’t post yourself nomore?

Me:

[𝙆𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙞 🪼 @Mythicalblue_]

Fathers don't usually d¡e during childbirth

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *removes phone case*

-The floor;

[🛸 @tufthug]

The person who mutes it.

[shoshki @cherubiim_]

Hearing people say they've never called off work in 40 years, as someone who has called off to play outside

[zellie @zellieimani]

White people.

[Miriam Ogbonna @miriamogb]

The hill I’m willing to die on is…. Nobody who loves you would cheat on you.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

When I'm already in an irritable mood and someone decides to have zero common sense around me

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

idgaf how grown i am ima watch me a Disney movie 😭😂

[Dr. Dollface † @mslajonaathan]

Wow. I am impressed.