Ally

Striving to answer life's biggest questions, mainly: What if the color I see isn't the same color you see but we both call it blue? Seriously does anyone know?

[Ally @_allyreis_]

This bag is worth so much in both monetary and sentimental value! @united not ok. Refund @SmyDailey. #neverflyunited https://t.co/0U84VNpRJd

[Ally @_allyreis_]

@ingthingg @pakalupapito @AliceAnneDra @connortoohey what IF

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@aorobb @amandimare @britanofilter @anna_banana46 @tricia_or_die @ZoeShap @chanelpuke NO

[Ally @_allyreis_]

A baby just said hi to me without prompting and I responded like it was the most exciting greeting of my life (because it was)

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@ingthingg @EmrgencyKittens @AliceAnneDra @haileyksanford @oliviatjones oh my god I really can't handle it

[Ally @_allyreis_]

If I take an entire bottle of Claritin right now will it end my allergies first or end my life first? Do I care?

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I have this problem where if I get in the car and @ThisAmerLife is on I don't want to get back out of the car when I get to where I'm going

[Ally @_allyreis_]

Hello I haven't tweeted in 3 months is this thing still on?

[Ally @_allyreis_]

@tricia_or_die I forgot

[Ally @_allyreis_]

"Every time I walk around campus I think that there are so many dweebs at this school" -@aorobb hates dweebs but I love them

[Ingrid Lundeen @ingthingg]

@BlindPigAA hey your DJ rocks. Let him know, would ya?

[Ally @_allyreis_]

Everything was SNL40 and nothing hurt

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@britanofilter @beatrice_cook "he's so BRAVE and SAVED ALL Of the Alaskan chilDREN" #britascrying

[Ally @_allyreis_]

And @tricia_or_die agreed that it's both

[Ally @_allyreis_]

"Show your boobs"
"No show your wit"
"Stop. You know it's both. Half a boob and half a wit." @anna_banana46 me and @britanofilter flirting

[Ally @_allyreis_]

"No. All the ticks are dead. They're all dead." - @amandimare trying to make @britanofilter feel better about a probable tick bite

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"I honestly wish there was a world where dogs could all do people things together" - Tricia watching the puppy bowl

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@tricia_or_die you still haven't been cleared of the blame

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"Yeah let's play that game: what do we have less of than Tricia has siblings" -@tricia_or_die #almosteverything

[Ally @_allyreis_]

My grandma just asked if my bare feet were tights because my skin is so pale...