Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻

LSU ‘19 & ‘23. Tweets do not reflect the views of my employer or mother. Not forklift certified.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

The Secret Service must have seen that the FBI was doing training sessions with UFC and decided, “we should do that but with Plaxico Burress”

[CNN @CNN]

A US Secret Service special agent on former first lady Jill Biden's security detail accidentally shot their own leg at the Philadelphia International Airport, an agency official said. https://t.co/qs4df5TA47

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

You’re telling me the Patriots are losing to an elite defense that’s dragging a good enough QB performance to a Lombardi?

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@bothneller @Stockbo56854403 @CF_Budge DW dude, you made plenty of sense. It’s just that lacking critical thinking and clinging to lost causes are kinda Ole Miss’s entire thing.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

By God, that’s certified Good Quarterback Danny Etling’s music https://t.co/QdVsCRLtZL

[Carter Bryant @PowerHourLSU]

LSU's fastest ever QB is not debatable.

However, this is the fastest ROOM I can remember.

A complete 180 from the last few seasons.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@BravesRebsPreds @Jackson0352 I think integration is a pretty concrete line and y’all have the same number of SEC titles as Tulane since then.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

Kinda impressive that the Manning cast managed to assemble a panel where Dubya isn’t the most hated person in the city of New Orleans

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@MilliganMattD @scottlincicome None (or at least very little) of that was done with taxpayer money. Even the embezzlement was done by a booster on his own accord. All of the salaries, NIL deals, facilities investment, and buyouts at the top level come from boosters in a wholly separate cash flow.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@davidfolse A modern classic

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

It is, once again, that time of year

[David Folse II @davidfolse]

Language warning but LSU student section is🔥🔥🔥

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Florida's DJ Lagway's 5 interceptions are still 4 shy of the UF & NCAA record of 9 interceptions thrown by UF QB John Reaves in 1969. There is still 2 minutes left, so the record may not be safe

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

Hey DJ which interception was that?

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

Move over Yellowhammer, bama’s got a new state bird

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@BrettKollmann Like the old adage about tomatoes, knowledge is knowing Rutgers is in the B1G, but wisdom is knowing they’re spiritually still in the old Big East

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@BastienFachan @SickosCommittee new beach variant dropped

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@PEARatings Any idea where the Neo-PAC would stack up here? Gut says high major, probably near CUSA/Fun Belt but idk if that is backed up by the data.

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

@FoolishBB Dug a bit deeper and found this clip from a documentary on 80s minor league baseball.
https://t.co/evpQpzAnIb

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

These people really looked at Ole Miss losing to Kentucky and Illinois giving up 49 points to Purdue and said “ya know, these guys really deserve a chance to play for a natty.”

Just wasting everyone’s time.

[Brett McMurphy @Brett_McMurphy]

Huge news: 2025 @CFBPlayoff changes to straight seeding. Top 4 seeds get 1st-round byes regardless if it won a conference title, sources said. Conference champs still get auto-bids but are seeded based on ranking. This will be final year of 12-team playoff w/2026 playoff expanding to 14 or 16 teams, sources said. If straight seeding was in place last year the biggest differences: Texas & Penn State would have received 1st-round byes; Boise State drops from No. 3 to No. 9 seed; Arizona State from No. 4 to No. 11

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

Andy Dufresne would have been out of this place before Kennedy was shot

[wdsu @wdsu]

BREAKING: WDSU has obtained a photo that shows the hole in the wall 11 inmates are believed to have used to escape Orleans Parish Jail. https://t.co/VHLGPhdxjL

[Chris Alumbaugh🔱🇺🇦🌻 @_alumbaugh]

I didn’t wake up this morning expecting to see Wikipedia debating if the Pope is black but here we are.

[Alex @alexthekulak]

Amazing things happening on Pope Leo XIV's Wikipedia talk page

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

LET THE VATICAN BAND PLAY NECK