Aluvanze

Energy doesn't lie!

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

I'm not opening my mouth to pronounce Carrefour as "kafoo" I'll kariffour" you mpaka utiii, carre gani?

[Blxckie🥷🏽 @Blxckie1__]

There is a payday for a nigga that doesn’t stop trying.

[Mubabaddie. @MuchiriH]

Muratina imeingia kwa events. Sasa next ni Vichwa ugali.

[Vikram @Vikram10729557]

Divided by species United by problem 😂

[Ⓝⓖ'ⓞⓡⓞⓡⓘⓔⓣ🐐🇰🇪 @baroswahjr]

His calmness and strategy should be studied 😂

90+ mins winner

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

Ghosting a woman because she can’t afford her basic needs is self care.

[KIFOTO @kifotooh]

A Teacher in Nyeri stopping students from burning a dormitory,"Tafadhari Washeni "😂😂

[𝐀𝐥𝐯𝐢ṋ 𝐊𝐚ṋ𝐢ṋ𝐝𝐨 @Alvin_Kanindo]

What separates "Ruto" from "tour" is simply the order of the letters.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

Worst case scenario I’ll make it. Best case scenario I’ll make it big.

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

This is far better than clubbing and womanizing.

[Wode Maya ® @wode_maya]

Be Valuable and your appearance won’t matter in any room you find yourself…..

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

You wanted me to marry you ama?

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Unaenda concert na gari, unarudi na Uber😭😭😭😭. Wueh!!! Gari mzima inapotea inabidi umeitafuta chini ya gari zingine.

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

I feel so disappointed 😭😭

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Umeingia shamba ya Elon na tingatinga

[𝗩𝗶𝗰𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝗪𝗶𝗻𝘀 @VictorWins_]

Wewe soprano!

[King Phelz 🇵🇹 @KingPhelz]

7AM class 2AM World Cup match

[Andrew Kibe @kibeandy]

Joblessness is not a lack of jobs, bro – it’s a state of mind for weak, immature boys who never grew up!

If you want something in this life, you don’t need anybody’s permission, certificate, or that useless degree they’re selling you at campus. The easiest way? Walk into the place you want to work, tell them you’re ready to intern for free, shut up, learn, and start grinding. Simple!
But most of you were raised by mothers who every single day were asking, “My Ka Ryan, what do you want to be when you grow up?” That question alone is what turns boys into jobless adults. It trains you to sit and wait for some magical sign or some paper before you start. That’s why you’re still at home, crying about the economy.
Look at Maina Kageni, my guy! The man has been ruling Radio Africa for over 20 years. Twenty-plus years! Every year universities are vomiting thousands of graduates with degrees in journalism, communication, media studies – all of them “qualified” to replace him. Yet none of them has. Zero!

Experience, consistency, and balls still beat paper every single time. Stop waiting for permission and go get it, or keep crying. Your choice.

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!