Alyson Banks

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

...that's because I was literally running away #strangerdanger 🙅😒

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

@Delta hi there! Who can I get in touch with to reimburse hotel and transportation due to a cancelled flight? We’ve been on hold with customer support for over 4 hours.

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

@ChipotleTweets Just submitted my experience on your website and look forward to hearing from your team. Thanks!

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

@ChipotleTweets If we hadn’t already paid, we would have left 45 mins ago. This is not a safe or efficient way to conduct business. Extremely disappointed and will not be coming back.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

my great-great-great-granddaughter: listen carefully. it is imperative that you deliver this vaccine back before the year 2020, or all will be lost

jonas brothers: omg u live underwater?

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

the jonas brothers went to the year 3000. they could have warned us about covid-19 but chose not to

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

And this is why she is my favorite 😂💕Jennifer is all of us right now 😭😭😭

[Jennifer Lawrence - Represent.Us @JLawrence_RepUs]

Had no choice but to throw a party for 1 #comeonbostonletsparty

[Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo @NYGovCuomo]

If a hospital worker can wear a mask nonstop during a 10-hour shift.

If women can wear masks during labor.

You can wear a mask while running an errand.

[bravo by betches @bravobybetches]

no one:

me every single weekend of 2020:

[uoǝɯᴉS🦉 @iamsimeonb]

During the protest in Houston yesterday one of the police officers noticed my daughter crying. She asked him “Are you gonna shoot us” he got down on one knee wrapped his arm around her and responded:

[John Fritchey @johnfritchey]

Canada must feel like they live in an apartment above a meth lab.

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

I COULD NOT LOVE HER MORE

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

After stoking the fires of white supremacy and racism your entire presidency, you have the nerve to feign moral superiority before threatening violence? ‘When the looting starts the shooting starts’??? We will vote you out in November. @realdonaldtrump

[Samantha Matt @SamanthaMatt1]

Remember going to target and aimlessly walking around the aisles, putting 16 fake plants and random shirts in your cart, and panicking about how you’re going to pay for everything in the check out line, and then getting a Starbucks iced coffee on your way out? Those were the days

[Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner]

lmfao tweet of the year

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

the biggest lesson I've learned from all this is that I should continue to not go on cruises

[Sarah McCammon @sarahmccammon]

There is no longer AM and PM. There is just "coffee time" and "wine time."

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

Thank you @DUALIPA for blessing us with the musical treasure chest that is #FutureNostalgia 🙏💙

[Alyson Banks @_alysonbanks]

For anyone who needs a mood booster (aka ALL of us), highly recommend blasting Disney songs. Nothing like "I'll make a man out of you" to add some pep to your quarantined step.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[alina 寧寧 @seapearlangel]

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet, stuck in quarantine

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Girls 364 days of the year: We can't be caught dead wearing the same shirt silhouette, that's so fucking embarrassing

Girls in a bridal party: We have to look exactly the same down to our pinky toenails