Amanda Baker

Social worker. Procrastinator. Proud owner of two bionic feet. Lover of justice, queso & sarcasm.

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

Just me or does anyone else pretend #Okarks is a sequel to #ArrestedDevelopment? Poor Michael... in Missouri

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

I just wanna tackle all my goals with this level of excellence...

[Mario @MMLe0]

I can't even imagine how high these guys were when they created this masterpiece

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

This makes my cold ideally bi-partisan heart so happy.

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

Love seeing @QCosby17 at the #TexasvsMaryland game... feels like 2008 up in here! #socialworkcohortforlife

[LHN (Longhorn Network App) @LonghornNetwork]

Must be a QB thing

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

Hold the phone... @idriselba is also a DJ?!? #howdidinotknowthis

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

cc: @jamesh1019 new Union Station office motto? I vote yes.

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

Ron: "What are you doing here?"
Leslie: "Running away from my problems."
Ron: "Come on in."

[Swanson Quotes @SwansonQs]

"Dear frozen yogurt, you are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars."

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

This speaks to me on a primitive level.

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

One day I hope to lead a life as fulfilling as the teens in foreign language textbooks

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

Showing off our summertime smiles with @CoronaExtraUSA. https://t.co/hB1I6T7085 #CoronaSummer @PackersDan

[Leigh Munsil @leighmunsil]

Dennis Rodman flying to Singapore just in case he’s needed at the summit is like me getting ready to go out on a Friday without set plans, hoping somebody texts

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

As far as America goes, Jesus is now officially with more identifiable with the outcast Muslims than the Christians. (Matthew 25)

[Eugene Cho @EugeneCho]

About 3M refugees have entered the USA since 1980. Since then, how many Americans have been killed by a terrorist attack by refugees?

ZERO.

[Jon Acuff @JonAcuff]

Shoutout to churches cancelling services this Sunday. We pastor's kids often leave faith because the church stole our Christmas every year.

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

@JonAcuff - as a fellow PK I couldn't agree more! Thanks for repping us against the haters, naysayers...and church-goers!

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

"Kevin, what's the only good thing to happen this year?"

Thank you for asking. It's the pumpkins with the tiny faces

[Amanda Baker @_amanda_baker]

I need Leslie Knope to tell me everything's going to be okay.

[Matt Chandler @MattChandler74]

The church will have credibility where she fights for diversity, loves the poor and welcomes the immigrant. Keep this in mind as we pray

[Michael Gungor @michaelgungor]

Loving does not mean agreeing. Loving does not mean shutting your mouth and bowing.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

NYT says elevator “door close” buttons don’t work & are there to give a false sense of control. In a related story, my life has been a lie.