Ally Mayes Roberts

my eternal mood is that Emma Roberts pouting gif

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

My boss solely refers to me as “tiny savage” or “savage Barbie”

[MontgomeryAdvertiser @MGMAdvertiser]

Photos: Photos: See the ribbon cutting for a Tuscaloosa nonprofit's new Montgomery health clinic. https://t.co/72yU0Rdigp

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

Shaggy and Rayvon mashup at #MacysParade?! Okayyyy 🔥

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

When you get your oil changed the guy shows you your oil level on the stick I always say “great thanks!”

….. I don’t see a damn thing

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

What level of neuroses is it when you vacuum the house after the house cleaner comes? Because I have that.

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

How long is it socially acceptable to repost Met gala content? Asking for a friend….

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

Anybody got a Disney+ log in? I’m tryna watch Luck Of The Irish

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

Why is no one wearing clothes at the #Grammys2025 …… I’m so over naked fashion 🙄 😒

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

ENOUGH with the “holding space”

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

*Mariah Carey voice*

🎶 It’s tiiiiiiimmme!! 🎶

Show me your #SpotifyWrapped people!

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

I just wished my little neighbor girl happy 13th birthday and she said “omg I’m sooooo ooolllddd”.

Ma’am.

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

If I had an assistant I would just send them out to get me snacks all day

[Child Abuse Prevention Services of Tuscaloosa @TuscaloosaCAPS]

UPCOMING EVENT: COCKTAIL FOR A CAUSE RELEASE PARTY ‼️

Let's kick August off together with an event for a great cause at Session🎉
CAPS receives DOUBLE donations on all purchases made on Monday, August 5th ALL DAY; only applicable for the Safe Shirley cocktail 💙

[Child Abuse Prevention Services of Tuscaloosa @TuscaloosaCAPS]

SPREAD THE WORD: Community Night at Hotel Indigo Tuscaloosa-Downtown 🎉🎉

Bring your summer to an end with CAPS! You can invite family & friends to add to the fun.
A percentage of sales are donated back to CAPS, so help support our mission by coming out and enjoying yourself! 💙

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

I just paid $6.39 for a bottle of water.

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

I love air travel.

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

We already tried that and they killed him

[Ally Mayes Roberts @_amayes]

Me

[808s & Backaches @Craig__b]

This lady just picked her husband up from the airport, kissed him and immediately went to the passenger seat lmao

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

It’s giving 35

[syd @sydlovesthehoes]

I hate when I’m unmotivated..like girl get tf up