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[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Как же скучно одной по кафе шляться, когда не куришь. Книжки что ли начать читать

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

- are you a black cat or a golden retriever ?
- a sloth, Joanne, I am a sloth

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Do you really have a crush or are you just at the airport?

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

- Do you want to improve your German?
- No, I want to forget German
(C)

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

“I had a dream where I had a conversation with Taylor Swift. It was such a waste of time” (c) 😂😂😂

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

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[Sean Becker @Sean_Becker]

THERAPIST: In healthy relationships, couples aren’t afraid to ask questions in the bedroom

ME (having sex): babe what’s the capital of azerbaijan?

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

There is nobody more dramatic in this world than a man who says “I don’t do drama”

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Netflix & Pill 📺💊

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

@danidonovan Peanut butter directly from the jar

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Me at 1am: “I am going to sleep now because I need to wake up super early”
My crooked brain: “THE FUCK YOU ARE, you must make 100+ dumplings from scratch NOW or you’ll die”
Так и живём🤷🏻‍♀️

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

The world is ending, wars, riots, the far right, recession, hunger etc.
Apple: we added a goose emoji 🪿

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

@itsnotthou 🙃

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

@lucyalicedodds I mean it in the most passive aggressive way possible: how are you a “top performance marketing agency” and “seo specialist” and still don’t know what this is? Like people pay you to do marketing for them? I can’t even can with this anymore 🫸🏻😩

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Me when I am ordering pizza after having had pizza 5 days in a row #SuccessionHBO

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

It’s that time of the year again #SuccessionHBO

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Having a lot more ambition than executive function is a bitch

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

🧚🏻‍♀️

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

Я: Очень устала, хочу спать, тело истощено, глаза слипаются, сон просто жизненно необходим

Мой мозг всю ночь до 6 утра:

[R 🫸🏻🪿 @_and_soitgoes]

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