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[A @_andreeaab]

Do not honk at me when the light just turns green. I will purposely go slower just to piss you off even more.

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

idk, i got a kid & my life great asf😂

[A @_andreeaab]

The way people design babies clothes is so frustrating and brainless. 😒

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

You don't realize how much your baby has grown until you go through your camera roll 😭😭

[AB @CarelessAB]

Instagram always adding unnecessary shit, show me who unfollowed me so I can unfollow them back.

[n @noorrbit]

WHY IS SHOPPERS DRUG MART SO EXPENSIVE

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Rich in life because God thought I was good enough to be a mom.

[A @_andreeaab]

I love my nail tech but i know my nails aren’t crooked like that.
She explains to me that it’s crooked like that. And I’m like uhhh….
At this point I cant even do anything 🙃

[A @_andreeaab]

When you go to the nail salon and you tell them your nails crooked and then they go “no it’s your finger that do like that”
Isn’t it your job to not make it look like that 🥴

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

he would’ve fought the hantavirus himself if it was on his ship

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Take your babies everywhere. Restaurants, errands. Anywhere. Try not to stress if they cry, laugh loud, or babble. That’s what babies do. My son goes wherever I go. I’m not raising him to be silent in public. If people stare or get annoyed, they better stay in their lane.
Your baby belongs in the world just like anyone else. Normalize babies in public spaces. You're not a bother you’re parenting.

[A @_andreeaab]

This child was awake for so long the birds are now chirping outside smh.

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

You ever cut someone off and your whole nervous system just... relaxed

[✨fєαяℓєѕѕℓσяι✨ @Fearlesslori___]

Seeing your baby hit milestones is such a bittersweet feeling… 🥺 Yes they’re getting smarter, learning new things & growing into their own little person, but at the same time, they’re getting bigger, more independent, and slowly needing you a little less. It’s beautiful… but it tugs at your heart all at once. 🤍

[Tori_ @Toribabieegirl]

I really dislike bad manners. Why do grown adults find it hard to say please, thank you, & excuse me? You literally get taught all these as a child.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Having toxic parents or a toxic family is more challenging than those with relatively functional families can imagine. Nothing is ever a simple conversation. Almost everything is riddled with passive aggression, subliminals, trauma, and projection.

[$ @jxtsummer]

my grandchildren will get my Spotify login as part of their inheritance

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

April is next week???? This might be the fastest a year is going… wtf

[Andrea D. Huberwoman, Ph.D. @thegenesisbl0ck]

Babies are really easy when you realise all they need is a lot of love and patience.