Makaveli

Software Engineer|Student At ALU|999 LLJJ

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋 ⚓️ @Mmaasemy3]

“The World Cup was rigged for Messi.”

So you mean all this was part of the rigging too? 😭

[The Stool Of Wisdom𓃵 @dStoolofWisdom]

Why do I have to endure unending philosophical arguments about the existence of God, when God could prove himself to me like he did during the days of Gideon, Moses and Abraham? Or is this too much to ask for? Seems so.

[𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐃𝐔𝐀𝐒𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐘𝐎𝐋 ⚓️ @Mmaasemy3]

When Messi lost 3 Copa América finals and a World Cup final:
“Pessi”, “fraud”, “big-game bottler”

But when Ronaldo loses Saudi cup finals:
“His teammates failed him”, “he deserves better”, “so unlucky” 😭

Onyame p3😂

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Vino cuando más lo necesitábamos, leyenda de este club

[highFashion @rahman_jago_]

Don’t forget to overthink the best case scenario too.

[🔺Escobar🔻 @_Mr_Richard]

The entire bible is about isreal and Israelites yet 98% of Israelites are not Christians

[God Questioner @theerealtao]

The fear of hell has probably kept more people religious than the love of truth ever did.

[EKEANYANWU CHỊMÈREUCHEYA (NATIVE) @JUNIORTRADER77]

The European
missionaries gave you
free bible to share
Heaven with you but they
can't give you free visa to
share Earth with you.

[Russ' TD ⚡ @RussFcb]

Dembele couldn't finish like that with Messi in 2019

[KAYLAH OSARUMẸ ỌDEMWINGIẸ @kaylah_osas]

So, those babies born with cancer, what was god thinking when he was creating them? He wanted to add some spice?

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Religious Psychosis is when you believe your God knows all in your mind, but you still need to pray out loud so he can hear you clearly.

[么 ꜱ ᴀ ᴍ ꪜ, @___TheGOOdWitch]

Surely people don’t actually believe the bible is real still ? 😂

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Someone who created the whole universe and every living thing in a week wouldn’t need 40 days of rain and a boat to wipe out all the sinners in the world and even that didn’t work, since there are still sinners today

[Ozedikus Nwanne @Ozedikus]

Free will, but he hardened Pharaoh’s heart and then proceeds to murder all the firstborn sons of Egypt, mysterious ways

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

La vida antes de conocer las apuestas, las mujeres y el alcohol

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

2 weeks till pay day. Crime is the only way I will survive

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

Growing up is slowly adjusting your personality from SpongeBob to squidward

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

How the older generation looks at you when you choose to live your life to the fullest instead of suffering like them.

[. @Dboysback65]

Unfortunately I only miss people when I’m bored, lmao I’ve never in my life been having a good time and missed someone.