Angus

[Angus @_angusmason]

@PaultonSportsFC Heard you boys were hungry for quite a lot of pizza?

[Angus @_angusmason]

Maybe the best bet ever? O’Reilly to score a brace in a final and Madueke fouls with 30 seconds to go 🤣

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

Can you imagine being the best striker in the premier league and not doing it cos you’re in a mard with the club you’re contracted to play for

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

There's nothing "natural" about letting helpless animals die for no reason. You are part of nature. If you want to save them, then nature wants them saved.

[MCG @guerlainguerier]

In this situation you just have to go club and start throwing up 40 footers

[Mike & Vittorio’s Guide to Parenting @parentingboyz]

JK Rowling must be stopped

[Angus @_angusmason]

@georgegigger1 @EIGFC @PortisheadTown Hell of a lot a chat from someone who uses Harry Kane & Pieface as a way to identify themselves

[Cricket on TNT Sports @cricketontnt]

BALL OF THE CENTURY 2.0?

From the Shane Warne Stand end…Alana King 😍

📺 Watch #AUSvENG on @tntsports & @discoveryplusUK

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

Musk really has turned Twitter to a cesspit for incels and fascists. To the point where it’s not even funny anymore just every other tweet is the biggest loser you could think of with an anonymous account and a paid for blue tick chatting absolute drivel

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

Liking what I’m seeing from Santa in the build up to the 24th, seems hungry, seems focussed. Making all the right noises for me.

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Steven Bartlett destroys racism

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

It's impossible to talk about Jordan Peterson without doing an impression of him

[The Screen Rot Podcast @screenrotpod]

Still howl thinking about this. 'Naysayers and negative messages' as if he was getting dogs abuse for saying he wants to design logos for saas businesses.

[Prof Michael E. Mann @MichaelEMann]

On the bright side, we now have an answer to the Fermi Paradox

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[StatMuse FC @statmusefc]

Erling Haaland for club and country this season:

20 goals
0 assists

[Niko @nikotaughtyou]

Never had PR training and don’t give two shits lmaoooo

[Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic]

The Gaffer - Youth Players

[Power - Fan Source @PowerTVFans]

“Teach me the motherfucking game Ghost” Omari and Michael ate this scene up!!! #PowerTV