Ashley Parnell

TCU alum • pedi heart nurse • atx

[Ashley Parnell @_aParn_]

@espn your coverage for the @TCUFootball @SMUFB Iron skillet SUCKS

[TCU Football @TCUFootball]

☕️🐸

[TCU Football @TCUFootball]

.@Raiders fans‼️ Don't forget to give @TheReal_Tre7 a follow!

#NFLDraft | #ProFrogs

[Lynn Mentzer @LynnMentzerDFO]

One of the most important images saved in my phone over the last few years.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

if you start leaving the house again. who will be around to say. ohhh big stretch. every time i do a stretch

[Dak Bs, Ms, PEng, PhD, JD, PsyD, DNP, MD @DakDeMarco]

It’s evolving

[Uncle Grumpy @GrumpHatesTrump]

My wife is a doctor of 27 years. She's been working 14-16 hours a day & today was her first day off in about a month. She slept all day, and I let her because she damn well deserves it. We're coming up on 36 years, and I have never been more proud of her than I am right now.

[SOUZ @the_souz_]

Yes, I put a 360 camera on a drone. Yes, I'm surprised it actually worked. Yes, I will be making more of these 🤪 #GoPro

[methusalah honeysuckle @cheyywallace]

Barbara is every girls nightmare. A mother who refuses to hold her son accountable and chooses to speak down on any woman who doesn’t bow down to him and let him do whatever he wants. #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale

[Ashley Parnell @_aParn_]

The amount of times @netflix has asked if I’m “still watching” today is offensive to my post-half marathon bod

[Frogs O’ War @FrogsOWar]

VLADDDDDDDD 👏👏👏

[Erin Lim Rhodes @erinlimofficial]

Just. Tired.

[Dean Straka @DWStraka49]

Seven @TCUFootball players with invitations to Indianapolis:

✅RB Darius Anderson
✅DT Ross Blacklock
✅CB Jeff Gladney
✅OL Cordel Iwuagwu
✅OL Lucas Niang
✅RB Sewo Olonilua
✅WR Jalen Reagor

[Ross Tucker @RossTuckerNFL]

SEC Logic:

If an SEC team wins a bowl game it's because they're by far the best conference and thus better team.

If an SEC team loses a bowl game it's because they "didn't care" about a bowl game that wasn't College Football Playoff.

Incredible.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Roaring 20s:

- Already happened 100 years ago
- Sounds exhausting
- Dinosaurs roar and they’re scary

Napping 20s:

- Relaxing
- Naps are a form of self-care
- A napping dinosaur is a dinosnore and that’s just adorable

[Mark Cohen @_Mark_Cohen]

9 years ago today: TCU wins the 2011 Rose Bowl!
Horned Frogs 21, Wisconsin 19
Also, 84 years ago today: TCU beats LSU 3-2 in the 1936 Sugar Bowl en route to its first national championship!

[LOTUS @LotusFlowerFemm]

Me pulling up to the function late, already drunk, and ready to start some shit

[Anna @itsannawong]

road signs i saw the last two days:

virginia & maryland: *literally shows how far the next major hwy is*

arkansas: drive sober or get pulled over 🤷🏻‍♀️

tennessee: EVEN SANTA 🎅🏼 WEARS A SEATBELT // BUCKLE UP

and then we have texas: BABY YODA USES A CAR SEAT // BE SAFE HE WILL