arika brown

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[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

do yall ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

Every time a Canadian says “sorry” a timbit is born

[Mexican Rug Dealer @DealinRugs]

Capitol building security if you’re white

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

when ur mom asks u to bring in groceries from the car

[Jasmin 🇨🇴 @Jxparisxo]

Can we stop calling it “police brutality” it’s murder, M-U-R-D-E-R

[aaron @aaronflarin]

old mcdonald had a farm X Æ A-12

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Happy Earth Day from the one and only Recyclops

[Olivia Lanes @Liv_Lanes]

I asked my boyfriend to edit the introduction of my thesis and he actually had the audacity to edit it and not just tell me it was excellent.

[. @AWalksOfficial]

You’re a disgrace

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

It’s Tuesday, or as we call it now: day

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Emily Andras @emtothea]

Can't believe the first COVID celebrity death was Vanessa Hudgens' career

[James Charles @jamescharles]

I just saw @DavidDobrik at a party, gave him a big hug, & he goes “didn’t you just post on your story saying you hated how your makeup turned out tonight?” I said “yeah I feel ugly” and he said “you shouldn’t, you look amazing” 🥺 suddenly I am no longer ugly ily david

[Chase @chaselyons]

when you’re at a party and you get a Canvas alert that your exam has been graded

[Mark McMorris @markmcmorris]

First day out here in Norway @XGames

[Folu @foluad]

Imagine: you graduate from a high school in Peterborough. You end up on the Bachelor. He likes you. He comes to your hometown. You do some window shopping at Landsdowne Place mall. You take him to country night at Junction. You accidentally drink too much. You do not get a rose.

[Katy Ann Whitney @katy_ann_w]

Nobody: Mitochondria:

[Mike Coudrey @MichaelCoudrey]

I identify as a carry on bag. You will now let me fly anywhere for $30.

[arika brown @_arikabrown]

Today Bell will donate 5¢ towards #mentalhealth initiatives for each use of #BellLetsTalk.