Laura 💜

[Laura 💜 @_arualee]

If it makes you happy and doesn't harm you or anyone else don't give a damn what other people think.
Do you.

[Sydney Sweeney @sydney_sweeney]

ur little 🌞

[Rose Ellen Dix 🌹 @RoseEllenDix]

I MADE THESE AND NO ONE ATE THEM

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

telling my kids this was banksy

[☻ chloe ☻ @the_killingjar]

does the braille on ur nipples ever act up

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

I stick my tongue in adult human assholes regularly, what them little fruit flies gone do to me?

[Dick King-Smith HQ @DickKingSmith]

Ducks on a cold glass roof.

[Kami @lekurokami]

I’m crying 😭 https://t.co/D7nVJRvC5o

[bxbyzxddy @bxbyzxddy]

There’s a blind dating show where the couple are taught a dance separately and they perform it together when they meet for the first time 😭 IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL I’M IN BITS 😭😭😭

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

Me high looking at myself in the security camera at CVS

[Katie Maraghy @KatieMaraghy]

Millennials venmoing the same $20 back and forth until one of us dies.

[Findom Memes @JstFindomThings]

Me passing the time on a long commute. Not a phone in sight, just vibes https://t.co/S9BrVaCFCb

[ᴋⷦ Aͣ ᴛⷮ🖕🏼 @kaatiewoods_]

Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming” or brace themselves for the worse because you’re angry

[labubu golf bag @oats___]

(weezer Beverley hills voice) mentally ill

[lisa bizzle @Lisa_Bizzle]

my friends: don’t cut your own bangs
me:

[rico @somethinglovely]

someone: i love you

my damaged ass: the love you speak of is conditional, you are only in love with what i present or project to be and again its sifted through another layer of your perspective, You love what YOU think i am, an when i stop being that, you'll stop loving me.