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momma of carsyn jade

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Holy crap my kid is cute

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I would say there’s two cons to lash extensions. First, having to rotate which side of my face to sleep on. Second, wind.

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My kid has been obsessed with mayonnaise lately and I just… can’t.

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Bro how do you block someone in real life

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Ya know, I warn every guy that tries to talk to me that I’m a crazy bitch & then 2 months later they’re shocked when I act like a crazy bitch..????

[Houston Astros @astros]

JEREMY PEÑA WALKOFF HOMER!

FINAL: #Astros 8, Blue Jays 7

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

to the people that go out every night… where do y’all work?

[JP 💋 @_JanaeParris]

You can literally feel when a person is being weird to you, energy never lies.

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

What a shitty day

[Y A Y A @ohhhhyaya]

I literally go on shien everyday,add new shit into my cart and then exit the app LMAOO.

[Kelccc ;) @MartinKelcie]

I just wanna be floating down the river with a beer and a sunburn

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

Bro. Men are fucking weird

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I really can’t hold a grudge for shit

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@kriscope95 @ayetothaj oh god I hate having to do them so much lmao but thank you! they definitely are cute ass jackets

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Having to make tiktoks for work gives me ANXIETY

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As much as my kid takes up the whole bed and basically sleeps on top of me I sure do miss her when she’s gone :(

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

I really need to stop going out in public in pajamas

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

Having a kid will really teach you how to pick your battles

[ash @_ashtanleigh]

My mom can call & wake me up at 1am just to tell me peed her pants but if I did some shit like that she would beat my ass

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Ain’t that some shit