Ashley Wheeler

Advocate for not giving a fuck about what people think and giving many fucks about the planet. Warrior for happiness. Love wins. Let weirdness prosper 🖖

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@TheRealThelmaJ1 Imagine having such tiny peen energy that you miss out on money in the melting pot of America, because your fragile ego is afraid of change.

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

Waiting for a tow and let me tell you I was im the shittiest mood until I got a call from my tow truck driver Manuel. He emitted the most positive attitude that was needed to pull me out of my negative thought loop.

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

I don't get Medicaid.

I’m not on food stamps.

I rely on no Social Safety nets.

But I still believe in FULLY funding these programs.

Why?

Because I'm not a cruel ruthless selfish piece of shit.

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

Ohhh no. What a Tradgey that would be. 💀

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

Mike Johnson warns if Democrats win the midterms, they will impeach Trump and end his administration.

Raise your hand if that sounds GREAT to you! ✋

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

Weeeeeeeee we're back. Going to start writing my emotions into the abyss of the internet rather than wear them on my sleeve.

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@boogietmusic BROOM STACHE

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

If you don’t know what I mean when I say I’m in need of TB…idk if we can be friends Anymore

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

When your Uber driver asks for your code but you repeat back his license plate number

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Many hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women, and children in Gaza today are on the brink. This is a dire humanitarian crisis and it's getting worse by the minute.

Congress must take action.

The Biden Administration must take action.

The world must take action.

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@theovon requesting a percentage value of the odds you would ever befriend a NARP?

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@ChipotleTweets I love your chips and queso… but is this company ‘standard’ on a large chip portion? The ratio of Chips to chz seems a bit off to me… #AskingForAFriend

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@axs shame that your site cannot prevent bots from SNAGGING all ticket sales for @fredagainagain1 s 8 day run in LA.

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@McDonalds plz do all drunk humans on planet earth a favor and make Big Macs/chicken McNuggies available 24/7. I will settle for a JR. burger. All I really ask is 4 a dinner/ Lunch option that is available 24/7. I feel this is a reasonable request and know I’m not alone💜🍔#plz

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

Kursten's Medical Bills from Assault & Cancer. Please consider donating or sharing to your socials! No one deserves to go through what struggle Kursten has been faced with ❤️‍🩹
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[Philip Bump @pbump]

There are more Americans who say they are independent but who still vote with one of the parties than there are Americans who belong to either the Democratic or Republican parties. https://t.co/qqBKmRwPca

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

@POTUS LOL

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

People in Phoenix dead ass be out here regularly not tipping their bartenders #welcometoearth #yall86d

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

1am filling my gas tank. My mistake I drove to work on E.) Without fail approached by three grown ass men with a “hey shawty where are you headed, how are you doing??”… I ignored you for a reason, kindly fuck off before I deflate your ball sack 🖕

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

She’s a ten, but she is delusional and literally thinks she can do anything in a 30 minute time frame right before work . #imrunning5minslate #itsme #hi #imtheproblemitsme

[Ashley Wheeler @_ashwhee]

Wearing of Perfume should be illegal on flights #immabarfalloveryourchanelbagmam