Ashwin Menon

Professional football watcher, amateur life planner.

[Fav @favwontmiss]

Millennials be like “I needed this” and it’s just Outlook being down.

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

To the Microsoft employees desperately trying to bring Outlook back online, please don’t push yourselves too hard. Your health matters more than any deadline. Take a long weekend, relax, and come back Monday feeling refreshed. You’ve worked hard enough this week, and I promise those 400 unread emails aren’t going anywhere.

[Abby🫶🏼❤️‍🔥 @seniorswifties]

whoever is troubleshooting and working on the Microsoft outage for outlook and teams…. take your time

[Tareque Laskar @tarequelaskar]

"michael, you are on screen now you can stay with out original decision of out"

[Balaji @sbalaji1]

All our life will be reduced to getting ID Cards, linking cards, submitting biometrics, correcting errors, change of address, and filling KYC forms.

[R34 @ushouldfwr34]

Ain’t no hoes in my messages just a bunch of verification codes

[Roony @Roonysters]

A threesome but it’s me getting fucked by depression and capitalism

[‏ً @justjargons]

We’re obsessed with the idea that poor people might take more than they need, but we almost never question why billionaires are never satisfied with what they already have.

[eva @fleursfilms]

being a cinephile outside of the US

[🍇| charlotte misses samira mohan @downbadh0e]

A24 when you ask them to release a movie outside of the USA

[Ama Talks Fashion @ama_underated]

PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS

[chester @fratboychester]

not to sound gay but im actually starting to think structuring our entire society around maximizing profit instead of the public good is a bad idea

[Mathieu Ropert @MatRopert]

In the AI future they envision no one has a job but everyone has spare money to buy the 10x more product/content they say they'll be able to make.
I can't take those people seriously.

[` @literaturelisa]

No, you cannot walk 10,000 steps daily, get 8 hours of sleep, cook every night, clean every day, take care of a family, make time for your own hobbies, and still be productive at work every day. This is not just propaganda, it is nonsense. Free yourself from it.

[Mohamed @MoeSquare]

I wanna see Claude do it on a cold, rainy night in Stoke

[Shashi Tharoor @ShashiTharoor]

I returned to the national capital after 2 am and have rarely seen anything like what Delhi is witnessing now, with checkpoints every few hundred metres, concrete barriers and spike strips laid across our roads, a war-like deployment of 22,000 police and paramilitary across the city, 250 trains cancelled and 45 metro stations closed, and reports of young people being detained from their own homes and the streets in and around Delhi -- all to prevent citizens from peacefully raising questions about the integrity of our elections. Most regressive (as well as repressive) is the suspension of the internet in the heart of the national capital.

Freedom of movement stands completely shackled. Jantar Mantar was designated precisely so that citizens could voice dissent in the centre of Delhi, and today even the roads leading to it have been declared out of bounds. One is entitled to ask where this extraordinary manpower and urgency disappear when women in our capital need protection.

Those detained will hvre to be released .And if the protesters simply return on Monday, will the authorities lock down the national capital all over again? Our GenZ deserves better than an undeclared Emer-GenZ.

A government confident in the fairness of its elections would welcome questions about them, whereas one that turns its capital into a fortress to avoid them only deepens the very suspicions it seeks to suppress. The government should provide answers, not lathis; expression, not repression.

Barricades will do nothing to restore faith in the Election Commission, and the sooner it answers the public's questions, the sooner calm will be restored. The strength of a democracy is measured by how it treats those who question its working, and by that measure, what we have seen today is utterly shameful and unconscionable.
https://t.co/C3jkLU1dm1 @INCIndia

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

So……

Let’s talk.

How many Premier League titles have I won then? 🤔

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

114

[Daily Memes @thedailymemes_]

I'm actually one of those mfs that does this.