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@travisakers Thoughts and prayers, Britt.

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@morninggloria Imagine the horror if her ire was directed to a parking garage attendant. Oh wait.

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@ClueHeywood These are starting to read like Bon Iver song titles.

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@tmorello Please get that energy back. RATM is needed more than ever.

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@Acyn He went from son of a Klansman to POTUS. Go figure.

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@samstein And somehow, he’ll continue to say that nobody has been a better friend to Israel, or something, something

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@Acyn Literally everything out of his mouth is a lie. Everything.

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@RichardPCondon Best portrayal of a corrupt quartermaster in history.

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@ClueHeywood Dudes will read this and say ‘hell yeah’.

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@JanCBS This is the self-own you wanted to avoid. Resign. Your veil is off.

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@factpostnews Love to hear that from a guy one Big Mac away from the White House.

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@Fritschner “Nobody fails the bar exam is well as anybody could, but she did it.”

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@cspan @VP Behavior unbecoming the most decorated couch fornicator in the history of the republic.

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@morninggloria Just like Backrooms!

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@ditzkoff @jaketapper (clears throat)
(sips water)
(taps mic)
"That's MEDIOCRE James to you, mister"

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@washingtonpost the word 'attorney' in this headline is doing a lot of heavy lifting here.

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@Timodc It is every bit of a $6 Uber ride from one side of her skull to the other.

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@LauraLoomer @kyledcheney Government isn’t a game, you ghoul.

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@Acyn Bro, nobody is reading all that.

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@atrupar Gladiator games. That’s all this is.