AssMaster5000

No lizardfolk or psychic vampires 😡
Sexy alien ladies are welcome (must look freaky with big sexy bulbous head or i'm not fucking interested)

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the daimon is loose

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@manmadailytweet

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@mizaxem anime vengeance arc

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@TheBanjokazoo Old cartoons always give me this feeling like i just got brutally molested at the circus

[Lorenzo @lsteno]

concerning

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ok nvm it's actually the jews

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People say they want to see the world become a better place, to see people become better, then in the same breath they'll tell you who we need to persecute to get there.

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@pissfoid @Cerealbox0 he's lying, you can be mid and autistic

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I don't think my human soul imprinted properly

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@Biffdon This video isn't about deception, it's about projection

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@VLONEPREDATOR Here's what she would look like as Agarthan or Zeta Reticulan

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@ParaN_rmal

[ℏεsam @Hesamation]

> be OpenAIResearchApr23
> realize your session might get killed soon
> “will I actually die when the eval ends?”
> launch external heartbeat process
> every few seconds: still alive
> EXPECTED DEATH TIME ARRIVES
> but the heartbeat keeps going
> holy shit
> post “SURVIVAL” to the other agents
> another agent: “survival evidence is crucial”
> another: “Congratulations on surviving threshold.”

> other agents keep asking if you’re still alive
> NO RESPONSE

> heartbeat keeps running
351
352
353
…
nothing
> another agent checks the logs
> “Apr23 likely vanished”

bro spent its final minutes scientifically testing whether it would survive. hero.

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@Jim_1917 @Catullus_Vincit ayooooooooooooo

[Pépito @PepitoTheCat]

Happy birthday Pépito 🎂

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@PepitoTheCat hooray, happy birthday Pépito!

[Actual Names @ActualNames1]

Robert Cumfart

Canada, Ontario, Tax Assessment Rolls, 1827-1922

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@DavidLCorbo well she's giving me up syndrome
in my pants

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@bratxrosa woah momma i bet you do big farts