Assquatch

White Boy Summer is a Go

[Assquatch @_assquatch]

This is the real Canada

[⭐El Scorpio⭐ @jonnyRevv]

MSNBC getting that friendly treatment

[•R•S• @Ay_Blinkin]

Indian Summer (1970) by Andrew Wyeth

[Assquatch @_assquatch]

@kitanlinc @Osi_Suave What is wrong with you

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@AnthonyGalli @captive_dreamer Pollievre wanted to bring in as many browns, it was already over either way

[The American Sun @NewAtlantisSun]

Hey girl come to the picnic date, I brought a rotisserie chicken with no utensils and an entire handle of Kirkland vodka. We're pretty deep in the woods and I have a gun

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@spqr_sulla Russia does the same thing and purges their military leaders after conflicts, too dangerous to leave someone who's popular

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@LiotirGuzzler @pikeypilled ...

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

Double, double scoop and shovel;
Shaker shake and blender rumble.
Whey isolate of chocolate cake,
In the bottle mix and shake;
Creatine and L-citrulline,
Beta-alanine crystalline,
Tadalafil and electrolytes,
BCAA to fuel the might,
L-theanine to smooth the highs,
5x5 to build the thighs.

Double, double scoop and shovel;
Shaker shake and blender rumble.
Deadlift in the haunted wood,
Then the pump is firm and good.

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@GloryGloryTTSVG

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@ukhadle2 @Fintech03 All chillies are new world species dumbass, your cuisine wouldn't exist without Europeans just like your country wouldn't if the white lord indra hadn't raped your dravidian ancestors

[Frasier Payne @MeinGottNiles]

Grok
Imagine...

[Assquatch @_assquatch]

I swear all of this and wete still not going to get ghislane beaver shots

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

NOW - Today, the U.S. Justice Department will release over 3 million pages, 180,000 images and 2,000 videos from the Epstein files.

[Assquatch @_assquatch]

It's times like those you realize how much your sister means to you

[John⛵️🥥 @Jbn3ex]

Something about being at sea or at war makes the women in your life more forthcoming about sending nudes

[Dr. Ben Braddock @GraduatedBen]

The inclusion and role of the Magi in the account of Christ’s birth is wildly underappreciated, perhaps because of uncomfortable implication that Zoroastrianism and earlier Vedic religions contain Divine Truth

[Storyteller Lemmy @LemmySmackett]

"Hey, did you see this? Four days into January and we've got a contender for Worst Father of the Year."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yeah, this guy wrote a whole long tweet about how he hates spending time with his kid."

"Ah. So is he a Goku bad dad or a Vegeta bad dad?"

"Uh, what's the difference?"

"It's simple. Goku is a negligent father because he's an oblivious, single-minded simpleton while Vegeta is a callous father because he's an overbearing, single-minded smug twat—"

"Uh.'

"—and knows it."

"More like Vegeta."

"Mhm."

"Like this guy knows he should enjoy spending time with his son—throwing the ball around, playing catch, that sort of thing—but he'd be rather at work 'accomplishing' something."

"Like becoming the strongest of all Saiyans. That's very Vegeta."

"He says his blood starts boiling if he has to spend more than 10 minutes a day watching his own kid."

"Wow, a whole ten minutes. That's heroic."

"Right? Like what kind of asshole—"

"I can barely last five."

"Say what?"

"I've made it clear to my wife that any time she leaves the room, she better start a damn timer—"

"You're serious."

"—because in three hundred seconds I'm gonna go Fainaru Ekusupurōjon on our cherished pride and joy."

"Final what?"

"It's the original Japanese name for the suicidal supernova blast technique Vegeta uses in episode 237 in a last-ditch effort to defeat Majin Buu."

"Now hold on."

"Naturally, it fails."

"Hold on, hold on. You're really gonna blow up on your own kid because you can't stand to be around him for longer than five freakin' minutes?"

"Down to the millisecond, yes."

"Then what's all this shit about Goku and Vegeta?"

"They're universal paternal archetypes."

"���𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺."

"Really. All men are one or the other—callous or oblivious—but only great men are Vegeta dads. It's in our aristocratic blood."

"Yeah, I don't think Akira Toriyama was working towards a Grand Unified Theory of Fatherhood by putting forward a Reductionist Binary Model of Paternal Attachment when he made all the dads dicks in his weekly battle comic about fighting monkey men from space."

"First off, great artists are often unaware of the profound Truths encapsulated in their work."

"Again, fighting monkey men from space."

"Secondly, that's Piccolo erasure."

"Okay, fair. But I still can't believe you hate your kid that much man. Five minutes!"

"I don't hate him."

"That's brutal."

"I would eradicate a continent for him."

"See, every keyboard space marine says shit like that, but they never specify what continent, like—"

"Asia."

"Wow. You had that in the chamber."

"The annihilation of Asia removes our greatest geopolitical foes, forces America to reshore all manufacturing, ends the AI race, and saves the internet."

"At the cost of 4.7 𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 lives."

"I really like the internet."

"You know, a normal person would try to minimize the loss of human life and take out something like, I don't know, 𝘈𝘯𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘢?"

"And kill all of those innocent macaroni penguins?"

"Oh right, sorry, my bad. I forgot about the macaroni penguins."

"You sneer but a macaroni penguin never tried to trick my elderly mother into going down to Best Buy and converting her life savings into Apple Music gift cards."

"Okay, fair. So you'd literally wipe out 1/4th of the planet's population for your child, but you wouldn't harm a single golden feather on the head of a single macaroni penguin. I see how it is."

"I mean, obviously I'm wiping out the macaroni penguins if I gotta, man. That's my kid."

"This is all just illogical macho fantasy bullshit to justify limitless violence as the solution to all life's problems. Like when John Wick spends four movies massacring a stadium's worth of men over one lousy puppy."

"I mean, have you seen the first movie? It's a cute puppy."

"Even so—"

"He's totally justified."

"Okay, but you wouldn't watch a movie where John Wick has to suck off a hundred gorillas in a stadium to save said puppy."

"I would not watch a movie where John Wick blows a hundred gorillas in a stadium to save a puppy, no."

"And you wouldn't do it either."

"You got me. I would not blow or bottom for a hundred gorillas to save my child—"

"I rest my case.

"—but if I had to 𝘵𝘰𝘱 those gorillas."
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[m][title: Dad Behavior]

[Gildhelm @gwyrain]

Klages, Schuler, and others of the Cosmic Circle offered her to cure Nietzsche's post-Turin insanity with Dionysian ritual involving dancing virgin women and swastikas, intending to ignite his vital "blood-beacon" and effectively liberate his body from mind.

The bitch DECLINED

[Doug Kuular (Куулар) @KanasRiverGuide]

‘Tradition assumes as its material a human being driven by strong primal instincts and terrors. If your human unit is Jonah Goldberg or a pinched face Anti-Sex League spinster sipping decaf green tea you're not going to make it. Traditions don't make sense in that situation.

The problem today is too little spirit. Too little passion. Too little frank ambition. Human covetousness never disappears and The Will to Power is always there; but today, it gets channeled in these passive aggressive, weak and circuitous ways.

The problem facing the foundation or preservation of tradition today is NOT the restraint on desire or its cultivation into higher forms. It is the lack (or weakening) of PRIMAL animal desire and vitality to begin with. Men have to get frank erections. Whimmin have to get COK crazy. It's much harder if they have these desires weakened and then filtered through weird status games or transactional posturing.

It is the resurrection of passion and of nature that must be the task before foundation of any religion. The violent assertion of superior nature and superior desire over low level desire. Not only sexual, but what I have tried for a long time to evoke: the rebirth of majesty; the drive to glory; the kind of religious intoxication or ecstasy that exists at the root of every great and long lasting tradition; the openness to very strange old voices.

But I cannot say more now. Until next time BAP out’

-Ep 86

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@CodrinaMiculit @HolisticHypnot2 They're punished especially

[Scorched Earth Policy @Scearpo]

A great friend of mine once described men as unfathomably terrifying automatons in the eyes of women. Street Don (for the OGs who know) spoke of the average man bursting through doors, stomping the ground, and operating at a speed and force which could crush any woman into dust.

To a woman, men are like wild animals or rogue factory machines. We command incomprehensibly higher levels of explosive strength and terrifying speed. We consume amounts of mass that would split your gut open and kill you, simply out of amusement and mild hunger. Left to our own devices, we play raucous games until they grow beyond simulation and wipe out entire civilizations. We were born to be killed and we're descended from those who refused to die.

Such is the disparity between genders. We are entirely a different species from women. We cannot comprehend the world they live in, one where they depend on subterfuge, charm, and social code layered in complexities beyond our understanding.

Such the same, the woman cannot comprehend the world of the man. Man and all men burrow in the comfort of trenches built by ancestors, tunnels and sluices of ritualistic behaviors meant to shelter us from ourselves in the great open killing fields of altercation.

To be a man is to learn subconscious mechanisms for survival. Many modern men don't even understand the deeper reasoning behind why they naturally do things a certain way. It's easy to piece together the arithmetic of hunter-gatherer instincts for things like physical competition or displays of machismo, but many would be fascinated to understand how important seemingly superficial, performative, or even absurd social gestures are for upholding the biological health of mankind.

To be a woman is to huddle amongst hens for warmth and protection. The sisterhood is a domed city in the radioactive wasteland, a collective at macroscale which contains fierce competition within. Womankind looks up in solidarity when the acid rain and meteors pelt the sky, but only for brief moments before scurrying through the labyrinth of treacherous status climbing and social signalling games. The female killing blow is akin to shoving the runts of the litter out of the trough to starve, their daggers are subconsciously thrust in all directions.

To be a man is to enter the wasteland itself for vast periods of time. The elements are merciless and the skin must be hardened into a chitin shell. A man swallows sewer water laden with heavy metal and diseased ash every time he faces a million microrejections a day, processing it into nutrients and shitting out defensive spite.

A man experiences varying degrees of turbulence, learning that fairness is the false promise delivered by those who have no stake or familiarity with the great game that dictates the flow of life itself. He is exposed to new thresholds of psychological pain throughout his entire life without recourse, only hardening himself to numbness.

Men learn very quickly what it means to be inherently worthless in a vacuum. Women are incapable of this feeling because they have inherent value by nature of being a woman. A woman without prospects or personality can still garner attention any moment she wishes should she choose to give up her sacred stockpile of discretion.

Men sometimes overlook that doing so isn't easy, trivial, or healthy for women to do. But women overlook that despite the debasing nature of acting out of desperation, they still have the option. It is an emergency escape button that men will never get to have. A woman who becomes desperate simply transforms into a pick-me or a whore. A man who becomes desperate can either become a rapist or die alone, neither of which are viable options to the sentient.

Men burn their ships at landing the moment they are born. They are forced to contend with the inescapable truth that they are worth nothing except for what they can accomplish, conquer, steal, or cobble together for themselves. Men are inherently expendable and except for a few fortunate himbos who were set for life, they know it.

The uninitiated and the inphallic will scoff at these descriptions like a dramatization of the mundane.
Plump dismissive wives summoning imaginary gotchas about men being wimps when they get sick.
Indignant latte slurping office drones claiming their own struggles diminish the possibility of others experiencing turmoil.
Clueless college princesses and sallow waitresses.
Single mothers and fatherhating molestation victims.
Exhausted post-partum birth pain and period cramps.
Crying in the mirror, stressing out over makeup, expectations, implications, confusions, judgement, shame, insecurity, rejection; all of the follies of female existence summoned like an army of stone golems standing against the exigent threat of feeling empathy for the primordial enemy.

I make no claim that women don't have their own burdens, but as this crying FTM troon and so many other fringe experiments have demonstrated, women are absolutely obliterated when exposed to 1% of the male experience. We are the anglerfish who occupy the crushing depths and total darkness of the deepest parts of the ocean. Surviving, withstanding, persisting.

What's most disturbing is that after enough growth, men grow a taste for loneliness. Eventually they crave it like a rare salt in a barren crag, siphoning whatever moments of peaceful nothingness they can find amongst the tumultuous humdrum of family and work life.

We seek solitude when we have adjusted too comfortably to companionship. When a man gets a momentary break from his family, gets left by his girlfriend, or takes a lone trip away from home, he feels a spark of electricity in the pit of his core. He feels the wind on his skin and an animalistic reprieve from a weight he did not fully understand he was carrying. He says to himself, "I am alone. I am alive."

The feeling is alien because to be alone is to die. Banishment was one of the most horrific things a paleolithic could experience, certain slow miserable death. And yet we covet the truly lone man as the ultimate heroic archetype, free from adhering to the will of anyone, beholden only to himself and the merciless wild. We fantasize about endless deserts, rock wastelands, arctic tundra, empty cities stretching for millions of miles to climb through for an eternity.

We dream of being shoved into gray metal crevices in the underbellies of forgotten starships, drifting into the space between galaxies as time rips past comprehension separating us from everything that was ever human by millions of lightyears and thousands of centuries. Young men will create fantasies of dying in war from movies they've watched and stories they've read. Old men who have known war will denounce these ideations while forever harboring their experiences as the most defining moment of their lives.

A mother looks into the eyes of her children and feels boundless love and supernatural affinity for them in a way she's never felt about anything before.

A son looks into his fathers eyes and sees a strange, faintly glimmering stare he cannot fully comprehend, feeling it means something but he cannot read what it says.

The father's stare is the future. A long path of sweat, blood, pain, and triumph waiting to swing itself into his son's chest like a sledgehammer. His son will know total desolation.
The taste of blood in his mouth from a freshly struck nose.
The torment of a thousand paper-thin nagging bureaucrats crushing him for the sin of existing throughout his entire education.
The government who robs him of his hard earned bounty in exchange for trying to recruit him into dying wastefully for the interests of parasites.
The reckless hateful cruelty of a scorned love, half wanton from a clueless girl, half inflicted on himself by unchecked projections.
The sinking emptiness of wasted sloth compiling around to suffocate him in shame like a shrine of unsorted refuse in a smelly bare room.
The stale hours in the dead of early morning in a parking lot of a gas station triggering the hairs on the back of his head like an antelope hearing a twig crunch.
The looming dread of responsibility, failure, evaporating bloodline, and decaying society all swirling into a gargantuan tempest blocking out the sun and enshrouding him into total hopeless darkness until he learns to wield his anger so brutally that he self immolates into a dense burning star to carve out his own path.
The promise of freedom dangling on the periphery of his vision as he claws his way out from under the ruins.

The father sees a river of blood far beyond the horizon waiting for his son to drown in. He knows there is nothing he can do except teach him to swim, like his father taught him, and like his father's father taught him, and so on and so on and so on.

The father looks into his son's eyes and knows that one day he will die. He has thought about death every single day of his life in some way or another. He knows that there will come a day where he is turned into dust and until then he must give his son everything he can to survive this world as he survived. He knows that it will crush his son beyond comprehension and become a life defining scar for him to hide from loved ones like all the others.

This is the way of man. Death is what it means to be a man. The strongest and hardest of men face true death. The average still know death as a shadow inflicting its essence onto the mundane actions of day to day life. The weakest of men hide from death, perfuming it and painting pretty colors on its face while distracting themselves with idleness and consumption. But all men know death, whether they understand it or not.

Woman's inherent purpose is to bring life to this earth.

Man's inherent purpose is to take it away.

These are the roles we have occupied throughout the entirety of existence, the gatherer and the hunter.

Attempting to cross the sacred biological line brings suicidal misery to those who attempt it. Beyond the obvious signs such as overly trimmed eyebrows and androgynous soft round faces, FTM's reveal themselves through displays of tears and torment when they get a true glimpse of being man.

It's an exceptionally cruel thing to do to yourself, playing life on hardmode and you don't even have the controller to move properly. Entering the gladiator's arena with no weapon to defend yourself and no crowd to cheer even if you somehow win.

No amount of tasteful Ed Hardy font tattoos and pullover hoodies will protect your soft untempered body and fragile attention driven psychology from the challenges men don't even consciously realize exist. You are alone in the wasteland and you are going to die very quickly from exposure, and we will pick your carcass clean for bone marrow.