𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः

यदि देहं पृथक् कृत्य चिति विश्राम्य तिष्ठसि।
अधुनैव सुखी शान्तो बन्धमुक्तो भविष्यसि॥

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@sarkar_swati Bengal has the potential to serve as the driving force for overall development across East India. Its progress will significantly contribute to the advancement of Bihar, Odisha, and Jharkhand.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Little Muhammad goes to 1st grade...

When the teacher asked his name he replied:

"Muhammad".

The teacher says, "You live in France, from now on you're name is Phillip and you will be French"

Little Phillip goes back home and his mum asks him" well little Muhammad, how was school?"

Phillip replied, "I'm French now, my name is Phillip!"

His mum is shocked.

An hour later his dad comes home and they both give Phillip a slapping.

The day passes and Phillip goes to class with a black eye, the teacher asks him:

"what happened Phillip?"

"An hour after I became French, two Arabs beat the shit out of me!"

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Mother tongue of the top three constitutional post holders of India:

-President of India : Odia
-Vice President of India : Tamil
-Prime Minister of India : Gujarati

None of them are native Hindi speakers.
None of them are from North India.

Yet Congressis, who worship an Italian and want her son to become PM, claim that BJP is imposing North Indians on South Indians.

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

Israeli tourist...

An Israeli tourist is visiting New York and hires a cab to drive him around the city.

He engages the driver in small talk to get better acquainted.

"Where are you from?" he asks.

"I'm from Palestine" replies the cab driver, "and you?"

"I'm from Narnia." said the Israeli.

"Bullshit, that place doesn't exist" says the cab driver.

"Well, you started it" says the Israeli.

[Mr Sinha @Mrsinha]

Look at this video...
CJP chief spokesperson Saurav Das has brought a servant along just to fan him because it's too hot outside.
These are the same people who claim to be fighting for equality and social justice....

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@KanojiaPJ Yes, he is best as LOP. Pray he remains LoP for life.

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@AltafHu80754677 @_pallavighosh Product of halala by Bangladeshi's mullah spotted.

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@atullondhe @Pawankhera राज्यसभा में एक साहब दिखें या न दिखें, असम के जेल में तो ज़रूर दिखेंगे।

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@abhijeet_dipke Best female spokespersons for CJP will be @RanaAyyub @khanumarfa, given the composition of leaderships and mentors of cockroaches and jihadi supporters' base.

[JH @jagdish_2204]

@SauravDassss @VijayGajeraO He didn’t name anyone!!😂😂😂 and cockroach came out crawling!! 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[vishnu das @bisnuDasIndian]

See this jihadi in pink hoodie is the spokesperson of fucking cockroaches party

[Ms.Bhumi @ibmindia20]

क्या आप सहमत हैं ?

[desi mojito @desimojito]

Sonam Wangchuk : 59 y.o
Prakash Raj : 61 y.o

It’s a Gen-Z movement bro 😂😂

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@Nher_who "You can cage the Jihadi, but not the Jihad."

[𝓐𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓿𝓪𝓴𝓻𝓪𝓱 अष्टावक्रः @_astavakra]

@kaushikrj6 This is fake photos.

Real one this.

[Ant Aadmi Party @108haresh]

@_astavakra @SauravDassss Aare GADDAR PARTY

[Ajeet Bharti @ajeetbharti]

6 जून का संभावित घटनाक्रम:

१. जंतर मंतर पर धरने का प्रयास
२. अनुमति ना होने के कारण पुलिस द्वारा रोकना
३. पुलिस से 'संवैधानिक अधिकार के हनन' को ले कर धक्का-मुक्की
४. सोशल मीडिया पर शोर: हमें देश में प्रदर्शन का भी अधिकार नहीं
५. कुछ तिलचट्टों को डिटेन किया जाएगा, वांगचुक घसीटा जाएगा, नहीं तो ख़ुद घिसट लेगा कवरेज के लिए
६. वहाँ से कुछ वीडियो आएगी कि देखो हमें कैसे घटिया स्थिति में रख रहे हैं
७. विदेशी मीडिया में कवरेज, GenZ और युवाओं को मोदी ने जेल में डाला
८. ट्विटर पर तगड़ी गालियाँ, इंस्टा पर जयजयकार, यूट्यूबर्स को कंटेंट ही कंटेंट

[The Jaipur Dialogues @JaipurDialogues]

We already know you are a cockroach coming from the drain of anti India politics

[Rajinder S Gill @gill10829]

@IndiaToday ऐसा ही हाल किसी दिन तुगलकाबाद एक्सटेंशन में भी होगा जहां सिर्फ़ तीन मंजिल बनाने की इजाज़त है लेकिन बिल्डर लॉबी @MCD_Delhi के भ्रष्ट अफसरों के साथ मिलकर हर इमारत 5 से 6 मंजिला बना रहे हैं !!

@LtGovDelhi @CMODelhi @DelhiPolice @gupta_rekha सब मिले हुए हैं और सब नोट खाते हैं !!