@teknoprep@izthisJudah Elaborate. I was raised by a woman way back to before modern age “parenting” got in the way. Was smacked to my senses (plus one broken wooden spoon). Learned my lesson, definitely don’t act like these clowns nowadays.
A fully masked ICE agent pepper sprayed a woman in New York yesterday merely for videotaping
He approached her. She was standing still. That guy needs jail time.
If this goes viral, the city will seek charges.
@MilenaAmit 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
@TradAdvocate birthing 🐄🐄 vs educated and knowing what’s better for oneself as a woman.. yea I think I’d pick going to school. THAT’S ambition and impactful.
Disney has a rule: actors who play Disney characters are instructed not to let go first when hugging a child. Instead, they wait for the child to let go first. The reason is that you never know how much that child might need the hug.😊❤️
Well done. Parenting nowadays is a full joke. This is why the world is where it’s at now and younger people committing crimes and getting away with it because they’re “minors”
A Chinese restaurant in the Bay Area is fining parents for their out-of-control kids.
The owner of Chez Xue says he has had enough of poorly behaved children in his restaurant, so he is now fining parents.
You You Xue says one customer changed a dirty diaper next to another customer who was dining.
"We are not a playground. Please ensure children REMAIN SEATED at all times and respectful of fellow guests and the dining environment," the restaurant's policy says.
"Running around, shouting, making noise with utensils, etc. WILL NOT BE TOLERATED!"
One parent was charged $327 after their child smashed a credit card machine.
Another parent was charged $109 after their kid carved designs into a table with a utensil.
One more parent was charged $5 after a child smashed a teacup.
"I honestly put this notice on my menu because I didn't want to put my employees in the position of parenting other people's children. It should not be their job," the owner said.
This guy is awesome.
@TransLink@TransitPoliceBC just boarded the 6023 train eastbound from Royal Oak.
They squeezed passed the handicapped fare gate and thought it was the best thing they ever did for the day as they joked about it.
The Fraser Valley Regional District has UPGRADED the Evacuation Alert to an Evacuation Order for the Nahatlatch & North Boothroyd area due to the Brunswick Creek & Ainslie Creek #BCWildfire. Anyone in the affected area must leave NOW.
#BCHwy1 is currently closed near #BostonBar. Check @DriveBC for updates.
More info: https://t.co/o3GS9EjBRL #BC
Tactical evacuations are underway in some areas of Casa Loma and Lakeview Heights due to the Kalamoir Park #BCWildfire. This wildfire poses a threat to safety. A muster centre is open at Westbank Lions Hall, 2566 Main Street, #WestKelowna to support evacuees. More info & map: https://t.co/vA15BVr3ki. #BC
I got my period halfway through a 10-hour shift.
Checked my bag. Nothing.
Asked a few girls if they had a spare pad. Nobody did.
I was already planning which hoodie to tie around my waist when one of the guys on my team overheard.
He disappeared.
15 minutes later he came back with a pharmacy bag.
“My sister said these are the right ones. If not, blame her.”
Inside:
• pads
• chocolate
• painkillers
• a bottle of water
I offered to pay him back.
He looked genuinely confused.
“For what? It’s a medical situation, not a business transaction.”
Then he walked away.
The internet keeps telling me decent men are extinct.
Meanwhile this guy treated my period like an emergency supply mission and recruited his sister as a consultant. 😭
He echado de casa a mi hermano de 28 años.
Porque no sabe ni freír un huevo.
Vino a quedarse "unos días."
Lleva 3 semanas.
Ayer llego a casa:
Cocina destrozada. Sartén quemada. Basura desbordando.
—¿Qué ha pasado?
—Intenté hacer pasta. Se me quemó. No sé usar la vitro.
Tiene 28 años.
VEINTIOCHO.
—¿Y los platos?
—No sé usar el lavavajillas.
—¿Has probado a leer las instrucciones?
—Es que no se me ocurrió.
Le digo que tiene una semana para irse.
Me llaman mis padres cabreados:
—¡Es tu hermano!
—Es un adulto de 28 años que no sabe freír un huevo.
—Siempre fue sensible. No queríamos agobiarlo con tareas.
—Pues enhorabuena. Habéis criado a un inútil.
Cuelgan ofendidos.
Ayer mi hermano me escribe:
"He encontrado piso. Me voy mañana. Gracias por nada."
Hoy viene a recoger sus cosas.
—Esta es Laura. Mi novia. Me voy a vivir con ella.
Laura sonríe.
Simpática. Agradable.
2 horas después me escribe Laura:
"Hola. Soy la novia de tu hermano. ¿Me puedes explicar cómo se pone una lavadora? Es que él no tiene ni idea y yo tampoco."
Dos adultos de casi 30 años.
Viviendo juntos.
Sin saber poner una pxta lavadora.
Pero aquí está el problema:
No es solo mi hermano.
Es una generación entera.
Criados por padres que "no querían agobiarlos."
Que les hicieron todo.
Y ahora hay adultos viviendo juntos
sin saber cocinar, limpiar o gestionar su propia vida.
Bienvenidos a 2026.
Donde dos adultos con trabajo y casa
necesitan un tutorial para lavar ropa.
Enhorabuena, padres.
Habéis criado inútiles funcionales.
Y encima se reproducen.
@SnapOutOfItPod@CityofVancouver considering we didn’t get snow this year there’s not going to be a lot of water coming down the mountains to fill rivers- & were more likely to get more forest fires due to that aswell. our planet is also dying thanks to climate change and AI so i think we can save some water bud
⚠️ Stage 2 watering restrictions begin today.
🚫 No lawn watering for homes and businesses in Vancouver
🌳 Trees, shrubs and flowers can be watered if using an automatic or manual sprinkler at specific times of day.
🥕 Vegetable gardens can be watered any time.
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