Austin Wood

[Axiomatic Enemy of the State @DeTocqueville14]

A whole shit ton of radical anti-authority rockers turned out to be really nothing more than a bunch of pansy-ass govern me harder bootlickers.

So disappointing.

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

@Sam16Lewis Those too lol. It blew my mind when I learned how few of those there are in the world

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

As a kid I really thought hot air balloon was going to be a more common form of transportation and that’s on me

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

@Ryangambrell_ Real recognize real!!

[John Fletcher @JCFletcher12]

Can’t wait for ACL

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

@DaMcpimpinOG Working over the phone people always think my name is Oscar until I correct them and say it’s Austin, like Austin, TX lmao

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

How will anyone ever know that you’re looking for a wedding date if you don’t let people know that you’re looking for a wedding date? Asking for a friend!

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

Idk who needs to hear this but it’s probably time to give that reusable mask a little wash

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

You ever just agree to something and then immediately after you’re like FUCK

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

Mohagany teakwood. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

@Johnny_Bland #gamechanger

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

What if you could pray in your order at Chick-fil-A??

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

Someone told me today that they love my phone voice. I’m... I’m untouchable

[🌹 @mostdopeaaron]

“Damn my fault y’all” - Gov. Abbott

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

I said I’d pick you up but I only let you down

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

Ready to look like this again when I’m finally able to get a haircut

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

Ain’t no point getting out of bed if you ain’t livin the dream

[Austin Wood @_austinwood]

She said why do you play all them sad songs

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Alcohol-to-go sales can continue after May 1.

From what I hear from Texans, we may just let this keep on going forever.

#txlege

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